BATAM Tripppp!!

Went to Batam with the guys! It was fun. The people there don't Speak English at all.. Their schools don't teach English, only up to University level then they would know a bit of English. Lucky we have our Bahasa Indonesia A+ Student Ber with us.. keke
He was liaising with the taxi driver. Asking him questions and stuff.


They didn't have two single beds, so we took the couple's bed~ Since it's a couple's room, the bathroom is open, can't be locked, only separated by a curtain.. But the room is really nice. Really a resort getaway, Really relaxing.. However, there's nothing around the hotel. There's a sofa beside the bed that could be used as another bed. The Tv has HBO , Starchannel, Ch 5 More importantly there's ESPN! Watched Everton-ManCity Match! Lescott! FTW!~



Gm.. He's really a sleeper... Anywhere also can sleep.. Anywhere anyplace anytime.. Sleeper..

Go there watch movie.. ahhhhhh Really got nothing to do.. 15000 Rupees = S$2.50. Cheap..

Played some Mario racing game while waiting for the movie... See that's me..So Shuai right!!? I came in first and won a free game. lols
No no we didnt catch Sleeper.. We caught Jumper.. Lol..

Went to A&W...

It's like Singaporean's favourite place to eat because A&W is no longer in Singapore We Ate Waffles , root beer float and their famous hotdog...Burgers.. Curly fries.. TWICE..

Ate at Golden Prawn 933 too.. The seafood's really cheap, if you don't order the Shellfish.. one Shellfish is 40000 == 7 bucks..*4 = 120000. could have eaten two fishes.. with that kind of money. We had 2 pepper crabs, 500 grams crispy Golden Prawns, delicious Steam Fish, 4 shellfish , 2 vege dishes, drinks and rice.. =SGD24 each. The food was great.

ok that's all Tata....gotta get back to work..

Omg That's so shuai!!

Guess What?!?!

I got my CARD today!! I look so shuai in it..!!

I'm finally part of the community that is liable for paying ERPs to contribute to Fundings to failed overseas investment!!

I'm Exhilarated! It's like winning the F1 race. Free cookies and donuts for everyone!!

Wah the Deal or no deal girl...

Looks abit like Aska rite. But she's cuter! and less fierce.. and more desirable.. haha but she doesn't have a 'magnetic' personality

What?! I got outbidded at 600 and 3200 pts!?!

NO!! THIS IS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!

OMG Newcastle is gonna be bought over by Secret Singapore organisation

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/27742/New-Toon-takeover-plan-hits-Allardyce
"Sam Allardyce’s Newcastle future will be thrown into doubt once again in the new year amid a £200millon takeover battle for the club.

A mystery Singapore consortium is on the verge of launching a megabucks bid to buy out Newcastle’s current owner Mike Ashley.

And if the deal goes ahead, manager Allardyce will be facing another uncertain time under his third set of owners since arriving at St James’ Park.

Though Ashley insists he has no plans to sell the Premier League strugglers just six months after buying it for £170m, the signs are he is ready to listen to serious offers.

And, after such a torrid start to his reign in the north east, the loaded retail sports magnate, worth £1.9billion, may well find the interest from Singapore too tempting.

Our source said: “The talk is that £200m would be enough to buy Newcastle – and it could happen early in 2008.”

If he cuts the deal, Ashley will walk away having banked a whopping £30m from his investment – or £100,000 for each day in charge.

Nice work if you can get it – but the news from the Far East is a major blow for Allardyce, coming so soon after the Geordies’ draw with Arsenal and yesterday’s 2-1 win over Birmingham earned him crucial breathing space.

That point against the league leaders resulted in chairman Ashley issuing his manager with a third vote of confidence in as many weeks.

But, tellingly, he refused to give Allardyce any long-term security – admitting only that his position was not under ‘immediate’ threat."

OMG! Actually it's me la.. I always had an interest in the toons, dun tell anyone k..

la la la..

Failed!

I failed my TP!! omg!

Immediate failure!! I didn't give way to pedestrian... Jimmy Tiew!! I'll remember you forever!! Arghhz

Failure is not a word in my dictionary... This must be a mistake.. I'm devastated... Sighz...

Haiz..

I'm depressed...

FAIL!!!

hEyPi BiRthDaY mInG!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a Pic of him... For today only he's more handsome than me cos it's his Birthday!! Birthday people have a sort of birthday glow.. Like buddha magic.. hur hur......

Dun so stress K! Jiayou!

omg omg open le!

https://aces01.nus.edu.sg/passfail/StudentLogin

I got A for cultural studies! B+ for my SS

wahahaha I'm Sick! SU still can get A! wahaha

I rule!!

....so how Un-SU my B+ and slack off in the last sem or.... Dun un S/u it cos it'll pull down my cap?

SLACK off or work hard??? Advice ?

I cut my hair!

Pic of me and some guys who are not as suave as me.

Yeah finally got time to chop off my dark bushy locks. Suave! Yeah the pic is 90 deg anticlockwise off. Dun hav time to rotate it. But I still look as handsome just goes to show no matter how u see it I'm suave!

Quiz: Who is the most handsome guy in the above picture???

a) Guy in blue
b)Me!! (yogi)
c)Yongkiat!
d)All of the above

if your answer is anyone of them. You're right! it's me! Wakaka. Possibly the easiest quiz ever!
Any person with the IQ of a nutcracker could figure it out.


Here's a pic of me in 牛仔 outfit.. YEEEEEEHAAAAA.. 牛仔很忙的。。。 美女需要我。。
k gtg

我很忙！！！！！

Omg! Guess what!

It's my Birthday!!!

But I'm sick.. Sob went to see the doctor..

Sighz..

I need a hug..

Some Birthday...

*plays sad music...

Titleless..

Why are 10 men luckier than 9 men??????

anyone?

Anyone?????

I see a hand there...in the corner.. nope my mistake..


ok cos (in indian accent..) more birds more luck..

OMG SCANDAL..

OMG!

I saw rough today!!He said he was eating with his friend. Then he walked passd me table.. Well, I wanted him to get me some ice lemon tea but nnooooooooo He wanted to get Fruit juice stall to buy smoothies and reject me... sob..

Then I made a shocking discovery...

Gasp..


He was with someone, for completeness sake, let's call her Smooth. Opposites attract mah.You can only see smooth's silky smooth hair.. Ok I'm a bad Photographer.. but you get the idea.. Sparks were flying man.. I thought it was national day all over again! Anyway I hope ur smooth likes the smoothie you bought..Good luck!

PS: OMG TOONS lost to derby.. Sighz.. I'm gonna convert to a Chelsea fan.. CHELSEA!!! for the win!!

of barricades, beanbags and chilli crabs...

So I'd like to tell a story. Once there was this guy, let's call him 'Rough'. So Rough had this job he wants to do, He decided to call all his frens to help.. so Y, K and B decided to help him. But then B at the last moment had a very important Wimbledon match with Martina Hingis he had to attend and he backed out.(lucky for him)

So the time came when the three gathered to do the job. Turns out there was some beanbags to be emptied so Rough decided to do the beanbags. Then Y and K were assigned to the Barricades. The Barricades were very heavy and required humongous strength to move. After moving the barricades Y felt like he could lift girls with ease cos his muscles had grown so much. Meanwhile Rough was still doing the really easy job of emptying the beanbags. Then Y and K thought they had moved all the Barricades they had to but it turns out there were more. The horror! Meanwhile rough found another job which was to push trolley around.. He often wondered how the mucles of Y and K became so big.

So when it was time to go, they couldn't find Rough! They were looking around for rough, turns out his Trolley-ing job is extend and there were other stuff to do! What Y and K could do was grin and bear. The End!

So the moral of the story is , Never trust Rough!
PS:This story is completely fictitious and any resemblance to any persons, Rough or smooth, events or happenings are purely coincidental
Oh this is the chilli Crab. It's suppose to be Singapore's Mascot. See the chilli on it's left paw.

It's so cute..
And it plays dead on command... hehehe
Side view..
Likes to Zipai... like ME!! hehe..
see the resemblence??

Dean's list!!

Congrats!!!! ... So many bosheng in dean's list.. Zzzzzz

Meme

Got tagged by Aska

Wah .. ask me write weird things about myself.
I'm 100% normal can? I'm not weird in anyway

why do they call it a MEME anyway is it like ME ME LOOK AT ME ME ME ME ME ME
It's ALL ABT ME!!! ME ME !! Just like my blog ME ME ME!! I LIKE!!

Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

1.I'm Shuai! Some people just can't take it. But it's the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth. SHUAI ness is inborn .. My dad and Bro are oso as Shaui.. But the most Shuai is still me.!! me me me!! afterall this is a MEME!

2.I don't like getting into dean's list. I know all the answers to all the questions that are in the exams. And I do just enough right so I can just miss the dean's list. I've been doing it for 4 sems. Apparently, last last sem I miscalculated and hit dean's list. DAMN! I've been dealing with girls phone calls asking me to help them in their hw everyday ever since. Sigh.. The perils of being SHUAI and SMART..

3.I read pervert decent comics! Like Strawberry 100% or Ichigo 100%!! ichigo is strawberry in jap. It's a completely decent comic! Honest! Check out the cover! Woot. How Decent!!
The main Character.. Which I imagined to be always me.. !!(Check out the pic! I've magically transformed myself into the pic so people who are lacking in imagination can just See it as I see it) ME ME ME!! always surrounded by girls. I'm in heaven. Yar I like anything with strawberries.. Like my msn font is fushia not pink! Which resembles the colour of a pink strawberry.

4.I love coining Acronyms! Like..ffrotss or htlagitd and POTCDMC!!
ffrotss == Fantastic four rise of the silver surfer...
htlagitd == How to lose a guy in ten days
POTCDMC is pretty obvious. so I wont say.
oh oh.. and

or my favourite acronym I coined.. QTP!!
as in Nini's such a QTP!!

5.I support Newcastle! It's weird! Most people support Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool Arsenal... Champion chasers! I despise them! Except Chelsea supporter.. Chelsea rocks in a different way!!!

ok here's a pic of me me me again..

YONGKIAT SCORES!! after putting one through Wigan goalkeeper Mike Pollitt
hehe...

6. I have to lift dumbbells every night without fail no matter rain or shine.... I aspire to be

heh heh!!

This is my greatest wish of all. That way , I can protect my girlfriend when Gangsters try to 调戏 her.. This is me, the incredible hulk side of me. With That I'll be Shuai, Smart and Strong!! The 3 S-s!!

Tag:

All the girls that I ever loved and loved me. That includes Chole, Michelle,Clare, Jennifer Claudia, Amanda, Nicole in the back secretly reading my blog..my love. Just Kidding girls... If I said that all the female bloggers in Singapore would do this Meme.

ps: None of the girls I listed actually existed. They are just a figment of your imagination...

MILKRUN!! 2007

I went for the MILKRUN!!! Gm asked us to go so we went.I'm such a good buddy!!(no actually I wanted to look at hot sweaty babes running.)

WOOT! Running for milk!!! In the goodie bag really got one PACKET of milk.



Check out this Shuai ge!! OMG IT'S ME!! Lolx.. Guy that are 认真 are so Shuai!! dun you agree.
I can't stand it..

OK the Ralf in the back is shuai1 but not as Shuai4 as me. He's the guy who tot there was full running attire provided and didnt Bring running shorts. OMG !! In the end he bought a pair of shorts at the 2 for $5 Pasar Malam near Outram park MRT.

ok So I ran super fast!! Like lightning speed!! If I had been in competitive I'd have won first la..
REALLY!! NO JOKE!!
Actually, I had a babe to follow so I had to delibrately slow down for her to catch up.. What a waste of my running capabilities! But woot She's hot!

ANYWAY!! BYE!!

I'm back!!

HK is so fun !! Damn I couldn't stay longer. I've been to every place in HK!!! Woot.. Except Ocean's park.. Can u believe that!? Pity I didn't meet any Cute Hk girls..I swear!!.. not cute ones anyway.

http://vividpaperart.com/
Visit this site! and tell me how much paper i should bring back to sell! Make some $$ while here.
I made my first one, did it in a few tries.

of course the one I made looks cuter. hehe. Got some other cute ones on the site too, like Eeyore! Astroboy, Doreamon etc etc etc

Ber got into Dean's list la with his grades, i reckon.. Seems like my Dean's list aura is rubbing off the people around me. haha.. Come rub on me if u want to get into dean's list. No I won't bite. I'm FRIENDLY.

NewCastle united!!!

Man U may have won this season's EPL.. but...

Next season.. Yeah!! Newcastle are the new champions of EPL!!


Woot!! Micheal owen will bring us to glory!!

Ok.. jokes aside.. I still think Chelsea will win.. hohoho...

Happy Birthday ASKA!!!!!

Wahaha.. Today is ASKA's birthday!! Have you seen my video!?! I put a lot of thought into it... Wanted to upload to youtube ... but I shy la.. later all the girls come after me after seeing the video..

Cantonese: Sun Yat Fai Lok!
French: Joyeux Anniversaire!
German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Japanese: Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Chinese: 生日快乐！

Dun be jealous I know so many languages... Geeez I can't help it if i'm so talented in many languages...

Btw... You miss me right?!

Yah I miss you too.... I think of you periodically in HK.. (This sentence is totally not true..)( sorrie i have to say or my favouritest girl might get jealous)
Yar in case you forget how I look like..Yup That's how I look like now...haha I know what you must be thinking.. "what? A downgrade from my previous shuai look?"


ok lar this is how i look like..


So ANYWAY.......

yup so now u know.. my secret identity is Astroyogi!

PS: I had to put a lot of Gel for that last photo.. In case you were wondering how i did my hair.. haha....

Back!!

Ok I'm back!! I'm back in Singapore for the weekend. I've got a test before my flight and another after my flight. Whateva la. I'm such a genius I can pass them without actually studying hehe..

My actual motive is to watch Phantom of the Opera. It's the bestest-best show ever.I've always wanted to watch it since I was little When I thought I couldn't see it I was devestated.The flight was supposed to be budget flight. Buttt my mom sponsor the flight back and gave a chance to watch.. I'm so blessed.

oh yar.. I got new hair cut over there(but it grew back) and new specs!! I'm trying to sculpt a new me! It costs me 1500HK==SGD300!! That's like so EX!! But I'm rich wad.. what can u do? wahaha.. Anyway I think I looked really cool in those specs.

Check me out : 太帅了！！！
The blue and greenish colour just compliments with my slightly tanned skin tone.. and my choice of wear.. hardrock cafe.. as perfect as ever. My brilliant perfect smile, takes me years to perfect. Wahah that look of overall confidence, I can charm any girl..

You kinda know how many good friends you have when you can call them up on such short notice. And they'll come despite the rain and late-ness. I love you guys!!! I'm so touched that I'm gonna give you all a BIG BIG BIG TREAT when I come back for good k.. I promise. If i break it i'll get a U for my subjects...

BKMY.. Ralf is extra.. dun mind him..


My lovable classmates.. Like I said b4 ralf is extra..
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Maybe He should get braces oso.. then we can be the braces gang..

Oh man Singapore's so hot.. I can't wait to get back.. Over there it's much cooler.. I can wear a lot of nice jacket and act cool like Bae yong joon..but he's not as shuai as me.

Tmr taking a 6am flight back.. ANYONE wanna send me off? ANYONE?? haha..

Woot!!

It feels like an extended holiday here. I got a lot of work to do,but i'm on Exchange, everything's SU-ed.. situation's different ..no? The Modules mapped are all wrong. I don't know what I'm studying... So heck la..Close eyes also can get S right... No... those are my famous last words before I got that horrid U..

Anyway, I'd just go around hiking visiting places.. seeing stuff.. getting massages.. the girl small small sure got a lot of strength, I got bruises all over my body. People might think i kanna abused by the girl.

Oh ya did I mention my floormate is getting me a facial! Cos i'm such a nice guy. He's my floormate cos he sleeps on the floor while I take the bed. HAhaha.. ok Cold joke.. same storey la So I call him my floormate.

I'm going for my facial tmr! Omg I feel like a tai tai...

Guess what?!

Tsk, anyhow put my name on the list. It's not like I wanna be in it lor.

I'm elated!!!I'm delirious! I'd treat you all but I'm in HK now. 'Enjoying life.' Haha It's freaking cold la. Taking some really 'really interesting' courses.. yawns..

Anyway, now I can strike that off one of the things I wanna achieve before I graduate. :))<< Double smiley = double the happiness.

PS: Follow this link :http://www.eng.nus.edu.sg/ugrad/awards.html for the full list.

PPS: If you don't know what List it is, For the benefit of the doubt, It's Dean's list!! Wahaha I'm so happy. There I've said it. LOL!

PPPS: Do you know Dean lister's get 8 ECA pts? and I have to go to the Dean's office to get the certificate. Where's that huh? Wonder if they'll burn my cert if it's unclaim? I hope not I wanna frame it one leh...Somebody claim for me leh?

Happy Wedding !!

Happy Wedding Cl and Cl..!! "Early Have Expensive Children!!"(早生贵子）

That's me in the corner.. Actually I didn't go. They just photoshop me in that's why I'm at the side. Pro right.. heh..

Happy new year to all!!

New year's Resolutions!

1) Get a gf!!! (I heard HK got a lot of pretty babes )
2) Get my driver's license.(So i can ferry girls and guys around)
3) love everyone more (= (self explanatory)
4) be nicer to everybody (But I'm already nice so I'll try to be nicer.)
5) Give more treats! (What can I say I'm Rich!!)
6)Last but not least wOrLd pEaCeEee!! (eh sorry I can't think of anything that is less cliche but noble actually I can, help Africian Aids babies, save the killer whales, stop animal abuse yada yada..But World peace is more generic.)

I am concerned ok!

I am CONCERNED!!

yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
which sartor u taking next sem?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
MNO?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
either MNO or FNA
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
but u're in hk
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
yah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
just asking ah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
concerned for my friends ok?
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
I'm such a nice guy, I can't stand myself
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
er. okie
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?!
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
i'm the kind of guy who believes that people go in contact with each other purely for self interest
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
no lah, dun be so cynical

ya it's true I'm concerned about friends. yup that's me. Kind, caring lovable huggable yogi. FULL of love that puts carebears to shame.

Yah i treated the Chem eng ppl to dinner @Cafe Cartel! I'm such a nice guy. I paid for the dinner... $108 bucks! Tat Zer Buay Zhi dong! Oso got Scholarship. Share share mah.

Reservist tmr! 11dec to 22 dec

so 'excited'.. 'yay'

Curse of the Golden Flower by Zhang yi mou..
Must watch!! Opens on the 21st.. thats one day before I get released.
Who wanna watch?? There's Jay chou.. not that I care.. and a lot of..

All the concubines

Gong li..

I wanna be the king too. I think the cinema will be very bloody after the movie. Not from the battle scenes but from nose bleeds.. wahaha..

Till then..

No updates till the 22nd cya.

DAFT!

Short for Delightful Arty Fire Training. It's really fun! You get to sit inside a computer simulated room and call for Arty shots. Just like a computer game except it's training for when enemy attacks.

I think the instructor was Doats by all our jokes. like.. When PS didn't show up. Somebody said. Army couldn't afford him. (Army pays civilian pay for working personnels). Ryan recited his own coordinates as the target.. haha... Screwed up man.. bombing himself..lol

Anyways, we were suppose to range like right how many left how many.. then record as target for when the target comes then call the code. The Instructor gave us the freedom of choice to choose whatever code names we wanted. So there were a lot codenames that we names of people in the platoon. Jeremy.. Fat cat.. Tree truck.. Rice... small cow..Then it was my turn.. I wanted to record as target Kakashi.. but then he was so nice to me and all.He's practically the man!! The best guy in the entire universe..(read: he didn't put a gun to my head and asked me to write this) I couldn't bear to bomb him.. then Ber suggested Aska.. Woot! Aska.. now there's a name that would sound nice as a target. So Estab. Nuke on Target Aska. Target Aska is destroyed!! yay!
Dun blame me I'm just an innocent puppet.. blame Ber.. HE suggested it.

*Ka ching... Just like that I'm $20 richer.. Pay for one day worth's of reservist. minus Cab fares and canteen breaks.. I think I just about break even.. haiz.. poor again.. Excepts on DATES! cos I'm always rich when it comes to dates.. Ask me on a date anytime! Must be a girl to apply.. I'll shower you with cute killer whales cushion and whatnots..

PS: Wau lau ber is unstoppable la.. I hope John Terry scores this weekend !!

I need a Morale booster

ok tmr going to don green fatigue again. The very thought of it dis-morales me..

so I'm gonna post a pic to up my morale!!



Cute right!! Look at her.. erm... wahhh hahaha..
*nose bleeds....


Anyway she's Satako Urata(see her name at her bottom piece) from Jap volleyball team at the Asians games in Doha.
Hot la! The opponents dun match up to their(japanese) outfits. wahhaa. Such a rare sight in the muslim Doha world!

anyway gtg..
I need more tissue!
later i nose bleed to death..

Ps: No I'm not pervert, I just appreciate cute girls like all straight guys do.. **HONEST!!

COTY of the year goes to...

I lost my cashcard AGAIN!!

In less than 1 year.

I'm such a coty..

I lost it buying drinks..

*bangs head on wall..

*twice..

Previous link that I lost cashcard that was in feb

Oh yar.. Arts canteen died..



Rest in peace..

Hey Hey!!

Alrighty.. I'm still alive.. no worries. This blog is gathering dust... *blows..

So despite me being in mugger mode, we went to celebrate mInG's birthday today. Actually not celebrate, but went to eat... It's like a tradition, we celebrate one another's birthday. He's going to Hk too! Am I the only one noticing this? Everyone is going to HK!! He's going on 24-31st!!To check out all the babes first.. I can't wait to go HK!! But I'll miss my friends in Singapore if I do. My, my.. what a dilemma. Don't miss me too much when I'm gone.

Maybe this Christmas will mean something more.
Orchard road was full of lights!! They're already selling Christmas stuff already? Gosh, It was as though yesterday we celebrated New year and I was still collecting Angbaos and playing late night mahjongs. Anyway, I don't particularly like Christmas, cos it's always so couply and loving. But hopefully this year, it'll be different. :)) *winks

Army stuff! (boring rant)Gasp!!
Tmr is the start of standby period but who really cares, I have exams to contend with. A-s don't fly off the shelves like Harry Potter books you know. You gotta work hard for them =) The worst part is of this standby is -- I have exams on a sat and Callups usually occur on Saturdays cos everyone is free. I'm crossing my fingers praying to god that there is no callup..

So after the Standby, I'll have my exams till the 4th of dec, then in the same week I'll have a 2 day army course, followed by 2 weeks of reservist... till the 22 of DEC! Gosh.. Just like that half of my holidays are gone. **Heavy Sigh.. It's tough being a Singaporean male. :(

Weddings!
Black off your calenders on 070107 cos Chuan lam,my PC is getting married.Wedding's held at Grand Hyatt!! He's getting married to Chereen! After getting to know her for almost 3 yrs.. Who ever she is.. They're both 25, both studying at SIM. Getting married. Paul, my platoon mate got married at 25 too. As you grow older, the frequency of weddings you attend will increase, until everyone around u is married and happily living their couply life.

PS: Rem to change/remove Blackburn + Watford players from fantasy(gameweek14), next wk dun have their EPL matches.

Guess what!?!?

I'm going HK!!!! yay for me!!!!

I can already see the long line of HONGKONG BABES awaiting my arrival!!!

Vivocity!

So BKMY went to harbourfront to makan @ dragon gate resturant the dimsum buffet The place was not bad. The food was quite tasty. But it was infested with humans la, because of the opening of Vivocity.

Vivocity was huge! I wish i had those wheels that the effeminate people have. They went around on their wheels saying 'hi welcome to vivocity' to the shoppers. What's that about!? There were upside down mannequins in one of the stores too.. So Doats!! They had this areobics thingy too where they taught areobics to passerby.. The sissy guy was saying.. So if u wanna shop from here to there you need to shake ur butt from here to there.. SO GAY!!! Then I overheard somebody saying.. what is vivocity is it a gay club? mInG was saying gay people are more gay(happy) mah, livens the mood.. -.-"

Oh ya did I mention it's my brithday today!! happy BIRTHDAY TO MOi!!
Here's my birthday wishlist!

1)World peace!
2)Cap 5!!
3)A cute girlfriend (if can +hott oso no prob..)
4)Go hk!!!!
5)for my friends to find their 'happiness' soon..
6) World peace?
7) Cant think of anything le..

Ciaozzz..

Oh it's my Birthday!! yeah!!

Thanks Aska for photoshopping this picture of me! I look so shuai!! wahaha I'm sooo Touched.. tears are falling out of my eye..

ps: did i mention it's my birthday today! it is!! MY BIRTHDAY!! MY DAY!! MEme Me me me me me me me me me me me me!! mememe!! mememe My hatch day, my born date, my day! All me!! wahaha..

BKMY!

Ok so the BKMY went to Sizzlers@suntec to eat. Food was great, nice food. Great view. Notice How I use BKMY cos BKMY is actually shorter to use rather than bernie kakashi ming yogi.. heehee..ok no pictures no because we don't own cameras but we're not narcissistic teenage young girls who take doey-eyed photos of themselves at every outing.

Did I mention I'm the top of the league in best of the best! I played with 10 men and still maintained my top position. Tell me I'm good!! Thanks to my Captain Fabregas! and Gabriel Agbonlahor! yeah!

So I saw this reversible puma shirt at RSH. Cool! But it cost like two shirts! So unless it's my birthday or something. *cough Cough..

I'm still alive..

Irrefutable proof that I'm still alive!!
Taken today! suppose to show that I have no left arm. But it's not really evident in this picture, looks like I just stuff my arm into my shirt.

Gosh this blog is gathering dust. Don't have time to blog, especially with all the tutorials and lab every two weeks. Gotta keep up my As you know.. It's not easy being me.. I know.. *does the suave pose. (refer to pic at the bottom.)

Anyway, the tagboard is revived! Talk to me baby!

Happy birthday BERNARD!!

as above!

WLM is abit screwed up right now.. here's a soln..

MSN solution

Eh here's a way to log in to MSN if you can't because of the technical fault.

1. Go to C:
2. Go to Windows\system32\drivers\etc
3. You should see a file named "hosts"
4. Open it with notepad
5. Add these 2 lines right at the btm

65.54.239.80 messenger.hotmail.com
65.54.239.80 dp.msnmessenger.akadns.net

6. Save
7. You should be able to log in now

....The rationale behind this is.. hosts file in windows assigns addresses to servers. And the current msn server is down.. so we assign a temporary server to the addresses. Like faking msn to go to 65.54.239.80 (a temp server by msn)when it requests for messenger.hotmail.com.. kinda like how a spyware hacks a web browser.. like you wanna go google.com but it directs u somewhere with a fake ip address if this hosts file is hacked. You get the point.

Biggest Freaking kit kat in the whole wide world

So I went to watch Pirates 2 with the guys after my ability to walk came back! It was great!! Nice show!! Go watch!! I can't wait for pirates 3!! Ya there's a 5 sec Coda at the end after the what seem like neverending credits...Don't Stay it's not worth ur time waiting!! ask me what the Coda is!! haha..



Then I went to see the super big kit kat at plaza Sing! It weights like 2.67 tonnes!! It's like almost 50 yongkiats!! It's like so huge I doubt anyone can finish it in their life time. It also looks like a small coffin!! I think I can fit inside. But it's like so big la! I feel like biting it! But i better not.. I'm getting fat liao.. need to Jian fei.. still gotta run ippt..
I feel like singing ** Wouldn't it be nice if the world was kit kat! We could eat kitkat all night long... **sings

Anyway.. It's LIKE SO BIG LA!!! It got into the Guiness book of world record for the biggest freaking Kit kat! I bet it's right up there with the biggest freaking toblerone and biggest freaking Cadbury bar! Together with all the freaking big stuffs.. They might as well change the title of the book to the guiness book of freaking big stuff! haha!

PS: did i mention it's like so freaking big!!?!?! IT iS!!

haizz

My life is BORRRINGGGGG SCREEAMMMSSS I wannna GO OUT!!!!! my leg still hurts!! CANT WALK!!! HAizzzz

I got a splinter in my foot!

Splinter in my foot!!!

Ouch!!
hurts a lot lor.. hah.. somebody kei lian wo pls.. Dunnoe how i got it sia.. I was walking walking.. looking at some chio bus. Then ouch!! sighzz.

How come nobody believe my splinter hurts a lot... IT's that big lor!!!! I think can make into 5 toothpicks liao la!

Now my foot all bandaged up.. How to go office sia...?? SObz... Any kind souls wanna drive me to work? I'll be extra nice..

Sighz.. next week alert amber.. hope dun kanna activated.. i cant wear boots in my condition.. suppose to keep it off for a week.. Maybe it'll be a blessing in disguise.. i dun have to report.. yay!..

Korea Vs TOGO!!

Yeah!! after our dinner at Seoul, we(me ys ber and ming) chose that place because KOREA match today wad must support korean stuff.. (ya right, actually ming was hungry and wanted buffet) hahaz.. anyway.. we went to look around bugis for big screens tv showing the match in bugis! Dun have! So we walked to Chjimes to watch!

My first Virgin visit to that place!! haha! So we sat down and order a jug of Hoegaarden to drink. Ber and ming cant take beer! mInG got that Scrunched up face that beer sucks when he drinks. Damn farnie. Anyway Togo scored one goal and everybody thought it was over. The camera panned onto one small korean kid looking dejected. Damn farnie!

Chun soo lee's Header was superb!! Then the other guy forgot his name Ahn scored and Korean won! I think everyone is supporting Korean la. There's this 2 korean fans sitting in front of the screen wearing red and when korea scored they were shouting damn loud.

ya I got JOB!!starts tomorrow wed... $6 bucks an hour near my place. I think I got cheated of the pay. In my defense, I was feeling sleepy and just woke up. She asked me if the pay I was expecting, I said 6 then she said Ok! I kinda felt like I was shortchanged. Where got undergrad work for $6 hr one.. an Ace student like me some more...Damn should've asked for 7 or 8 la!

anyway..
Wish me luck!!!

PC SHOW!!!!

Wah Pc show is the place to go man! so many chio bus around!! Especially the Nokia girls. NO 1!! Slurplicious.. Slurps Slurps.. Then comes the logitech girls!! slurps more!! Look !!
CHIO right!?!?! Look at thoses legs!! I almost nose bleed!

Anyway.. the pc show has a lot of exciting offers and cheap products! They even have pirated Ipod accessories! I bet Steve jobs would flare seeing them! Got cheap speakers too! $7.90!! Looks like some kinda error but I hope its not. But i think the box one looks nicer..ard 23..

Saw a lot of people doing Part-time.. giving flyers.. !! Lots of people doing temp! I WaN JOB!!! haizz
TIME TO STArt coverting time into $$$$$$$
anyone got job!?!? I'm hardworking and I'm willing to learn!

Why the world number 1 is ranked no 1.

Woods did a Nine and eight on Ames who Zinged him about his driving! haha..

Amputated!

I lost my cashcard! Omg! My precious cash card that has gone thru think and thin since I entered NUS...
I lost it! it's almost like losing my right hand!

What am I gonna do without it?
What if the cashcard fairy comes to me in the middle of the night wanting to remit 5 thousand dollars into my cashcard only to find that it's not there, Then I won't get the bonus cash.

And the indigity of asking people to lend me their cashcard when I print notes, people will think I'm some sort of werido who can't afford a cashcard!

And I'll have to carry around coins everyday... I can't use the hassle free method of purchasing drinks without my cashcard!! omg!!

What if I was in my dad's car and I decide to enter the ERP and I can't Cos I DUN HAVE MY CASHCARD!?! Then again, I can't drive civilian cars..

Somebody pls donate to the "get Yk a cashcard fund " pls...
Make me a happier man. I'd be eternally grateful.

HI! Long time no post! I think I might have abandoned this blog!! Sighz..
CNY coming! i'm so excited! I should go buy some clothes. I wanted to get some dull coloured shirt but Kakashi and ber told me that Dull coloured shirt aint right for me! Like what the !?! Fine.. I'll think about tonight.. and go and get that RED shirt they says looks good on me!

I took my SS tutorial today! God So many girls.. Slurps.. I've never heard of a tutor who makes students sit by a freaking sitting plan. My surname starts with y so, as luck would have it i was sitting all the way behind alone! while the rest of the class were together in rows. Then during discussion, the cute girls in front turned and conversed with me.. I'm Smitten!.. Yes I am so loving this tutorial!! I think God made me fail my SS for a reason. I found the reason to be.. Pardon me while I slip into my daydream mode again..

And I realise it's so totally impossible to get into dean's list. and I'm dateless on V-day Again.. Any girls wanna go out with me? I promise I'll show you a good time! Heck,scratch that, I'm contemplating on going to K-box on V-day to sing my heart out. Takers anyone? Singles only. prefably female and cute... Call me !

(Contra to the belief that Yogi is not a despo cos he's constantly lusting for girls, Yogi is a normal, healthy, suave ,handsome guy looking for love in all the wrong places.All guys crave that. It's just that some internalize their feelings of lust. Others like yogi, expound them on his personal blog.)

Wahhhz

Sianz.. I'm not in Dean's list... Dean's list only got one yeo.. and tats not ME!!.. sighz.. TRY HARDER THIS SEM!! MUST GET INTO IT!!! Rarr!!!

Sch starts!!

If you ask me, of course I would feel regrettable that I got U for my SS, I became the laughing stock of my circles of friends. Then again, what has happened has happened. So I shall just let it pass. I'll just take this as a stern warning to never falter in my progress to dean's list! I aim to be like Kakashi the mugger!!

Took my SS today! Nation building, apparently you can fail a SS and take another one. S/U-ing it again, until you get 12 MCs of S. A U is just a bad mark on the Transcript and time wasted.
Boy! I didn't take the wrong module, there were like GIRLS everywhere at Arts, not just average girls, but lookers as well! For a moment, I thought I died and went to heaven. Luckily the floor was wet enough to conceal my dripping saliva.

If you want to know why there's an Extra Ninja on my nick it's because I've been bestowed with that nick from my Guitar people, for always skipping guitar practice. Not that I want to skip k, I'm Really very busy...and there are not enough cute girls there to attract my attendance. Besides, I'm at least a lvl 70 guitar soloist liao...Cut me some slack will ya?? At least the nick, in my honest opinion is better than Earthworm or yogi anytime of the day! haha..

I should really get one of those Naruto ninja headbands and wear to practise the next time. Then they'll see what a ninja I am!! Haha.

Guitar concert was great! Although I was a bit jittery, have to sit in full view of everyone. It was a success, Thanks to the hard work of all my guitar seniors and juniors!! We almost slipped while going out cos every one “听出耳油” （ting1 chu1 er3 you2) and the floor was full of oil.. wahahahhaahahahaz...

SEP

Wahhhahahaha I'm going SEP with 3 girls! too bad all three are attached..

but still Wahahahaha!

Paradise in Finland..

:)

Sob Sobz

What the shit!? I got a U for my SS!

Who say close eyes oso can get S one..! WHO!?!

Rarr...

Sianz.. gotta retake...
Feeling damn low...
SPOiL my mood..
on my Results slip.
Haiz
I need so consoling..
SOMEBODY CONSOLE ME!!
hai~

!!

Went to orchard road on thursdays! Because they're giving out free Coffee at StarBucks!! Yeah FREE COFFEE!!
FREEEeeeeeee!!!
FREEEEEeeee!!!
From 5 to 7!
okay so Ys and gm didnt want to queue for the coffee, we had to settle for small cups of ice coffee that they were giving out.

What is up with Tofu man ?!?!

Cute? Hmm! Not cute Wat!

So Ber had this infatuation with tofu man because his significiant other had one too. He even had one keychain of tofuman hanging on his phone. So I was trying to buy Evangelion figurines from one of those turning coin machines thingys.. and there were these two girls who came along and they screeched TOFU MAN!! excitedly.. Stunned I back away. They looked exhilarated like tofu man was their favourite idol or something. Then I looked at them with a queer eye..Then the girl asked me if I wanted to turn the thing too. I said it's okay..
Btw the girls were soooooo CUTeee..... I should have flirted with them by saying.. you like tofu man? I like them too!! Then I'll get to know them better and live happily ever after!

I got this great Idea for basking! You just put a hat or something for people to throw money on then put up a sign that says " Will move for money" Then when people throw money into the hat.You just move then say "thank you thank you" Double quick time then freeze again before you can finish the "you". GREAT IDEA right! Man, I'm a genius, I reckon I can make at least 100 bucks a day Times 30 that'll be 3000 bucks! I'll be Rich!! muahahahahaha!!

There's this stupid Guitar basker below Borders, as we were walking closer to him he stopped basking!
Wa !! We're not humans meh!? Don't like us right?
Hmmph! I can play and sing a hundred times better than you lor! Rarrrr!!!!
Lack of Professionalism! he should go take a course in BASKING PROFESSIONALISM!

YAY~

EXAM OVER!!!!!!!

I

CAN

FINALLY

WAKE

UP!

haha those ME and EE ppl (aka Ber and gm and ys) are still doing their exams. Good luck ya..!

Even though the exams drained all of my energy, the signalling of the end of the exams actually recharged me! This exam is actually a test for me cos I'm competing with the actual Chem eng people. It'll be sort of a representation of where I stand in this batch of people. If I get into the dean's list I'll actually be the Creme de la Crop. If not top 10%, erm.. top 20%??.. see how la..

Changing Landscapes.
Meanwhile, I got a D+ for my SS project, Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would get a D+. And I haphazardly did my Exam.
Luckily I s/u it liao.Aiyah Close two eyes can also get S right? It's totally not possible to get U one la, with my intelligence. haha.
I hope my project mates S/u it too or too bad for them lor.. haha..

Flying off SUNDAY down under for a much needed vacation. Guys if you want me to get anything for you, I mean anything at all! Do not hestitate to msg me.
Be it adult magazines, sexy bikinis, baby Kangaroos , cute rabbits, sheeps or even free airplane poker cards, I'll *try to comply. (note: Try to only)

Maybe I'll fly down there and meet the girl of my dreams on the plane get married and settle down there and never come back... I'll miss ya all..



**I should stop updating this blog liao. The novelty is wearing off.

Aiyah guys, Don't Study so hard la. It's not worth it. Study so hard for wat!?! Grades are not important, it's only a letter on a piece of paper.

Nobody will care what grades you get for so and so module in 10 yrs time lor
They'll only like ask, you grad from NUS ar?
ya..
So what did you do during your time in NUS?
erm mug?
er.. okay

so no life can?!
Go join some ECA, play some games, participate in some student activities to make your transient stay in NUS more worth it k?

I used to aim for 100% now, it's not entirely possible, so just do whatever you can la, not everyone is a genius like me..

With that said,
ORGANIC CHEM SUX!

FRI it'll be all over! yayness! That's my only consolation and I'll be flying off that Sunday down under! and coming back for a Wedding FEAST at Fullerton! FIVE STAR HOTEL K, dun play play..

Mugging in sch!

So many people!!

Busy reading notes. No la, actually was trying to take the picture of the cute girl at the back. She's freaking cute lor. I swear. you've got to be there man.
No really, this is not a posed picture, I was really mugging.

认真的男人最有魅力。。
(Men who concentrate on their work are the most charming)
太帅了！！！

Lvl up!! Lvl 20 chao mugger!!

Mugging in sch all these while. The library is full of babes, man! I love mugging in the library. Especially central library. I find that I get more work done in the library than at home even though there are more 'distractions'. Especially the one in front of me, quite eye-catching, I find myself stealing a glance or two every few moments. That girl's so cute.. and she's single! unless Nicholas(guy sitting beside her) is trying to jio her. And she's from Alpha Verve. That means flexibility.. haha, How do i know all these?.. I'm from Recce remember...

I found out that I know so many people! but what saddens me is that these people are always seen with girls, no matter, I still have my right hand.. I saw MOSES today! he was trying to split the sea with his powers! okay maybe not.. I met xq thrice today! what a freaky coincidence. Maybe because I was walking in and out.. But still.. Maybe it's a sign from the GODs!! .. okay.. maybe not..

Oh ya, arts babes were giving out free milo outside the central library at around 3. I wanted to go grab a drink, but I had my mind set on coffee, so.. TOMORROW!! I'll go get it and get to know the girls.. Wahahhahahahahaha...

Conspiracy theory.

Why do I hear so many wedding bells ringing? OMG my fren from army paul is getting MARRIED! Gawd! I don't even have a gf! Okay, tat temporary one from what everyone conspiring says doesn't count! I want a normal one that's not fiesty and fierce,Preferbly someone sweet, caring and cute.

Anyway, I'm hardly concerned about that right now. I'm swarmed with tutorials that I'm having a hell of a headache to deal with. I need to study harder. I'm feeling my name slowing appearing on that list. I must persevere!!

I LOVE JAYYYYYyy!!!!

I'm one of those evil older brother who acquire anything that my brother owns comics, games, albums, including the new November's Chopin that he bought. Effectively, it's mine! MINE!! muahahahahz! Gope!
What's mine is mine and What's his is mine. Those are the perks that come along with being an older brother. No hand-me-downs, no sharing of stuff, best of everything! God, I love being the eldest in the family.
I digressed
oh ya back to the album I like nocturne, snowy hair, 4-faced chu song, romantic hp, and coral sea in no particular order. My top five favourite songs. Lara sang coral sea with Jay. I like Lara, she sounds cute and she's hot. HOT BABE! She's the Nan quan mama2 girl. Look, okay she's not pretty, but i'd pretty much rate any girl tat comes my way now as HOTT..
I'm so pathetic..

I wonder why anyone homophobic guy would want a Giant poster of JAY in their room

Large ring, Leopard skin coat,dreamy eyes.. Tell me that looks gay! Oh come'on! GAY CHOU! okay kidding... but That is why I let him keep the poster. hahaz.. i seriously hope he doesn't read this..

Godz, I have this freak of a thermo presentation tomorrow, luckily I'm the thermo Shen.. nothing can falter my progress to becoming dean's friend! seeya guys tomorrow!

NEWCASTLE WON!!!!!! *SCREAMSzz

NEWCASTLE WON 3-2!! Beating Rivals SUNDERLAND at St James' Park!!!! Eat our DUST! heh heh...

I finally Played soccer with the guys on FRIDAY!Okay SO Ber Scored like A zillion Goals.. BIg deal..BUT, I scoreed a goal! All on my own! dribbling pass Defenders and strikers alike! Albeit it was a selfish goal, but hey that's how Santiago Munz got selected by a talent scout and go to play for NewCastle. Who knows, Maybe I'll get spotted by someone and fly to England for tryouts!! yay!

After years of self denial, I've come to the painful realization that I'm indeed a Genius. After I got the perfect score I've always desired on my fluidy test... !! yay I'm so happy I'm gonna treat myself to McFlurry! okay I can't eat Mcflurry now, cos the Oreos gets stuck in my braces.. Will take note of that.. YAy. I think i'm finally on the path to becoming dean's best friend. Wish me luck guys! That'll Strike off one item off my things-to-do-before-I-graduate list.. besides getting myself a gf...any applicants? I'm a genius.. heheh..

Note to self : I owe myself one McFlurry.

Kotex girls are hot; Mango is not a fruit!

Kotex road show in Engin outside lt6!! I had no idea what Kotex was until ys enlightened me. No wonder there weren't any guys at the booth.The cheapstake in me had orginally wanted to grab one of their "free gift" The hot girls said they were from Business and they sorta unleashed the animal in me. Luckily, I was able to use the cursed seal to prevent it from causing havoc in the School.

There was $150 worth of Mango Vouchers to be won. Then I thought, why would anyone need $150 worth of those fruits. One of my girlfriends were getting really excited about winning that Voucher. Not to spoil her mood, I told her to give me one mango if she wins. She was like half joking saying okay, thinking it's a joke or something.
Later I found out Mango is not a fruit. Imagine my chagrin if she had told me what it was at that point in time.

Oh dear look at the time.. time to mug.. Grades don't come easy you know..
Later!!

Damn...

Damn.. I didn't get full marks for my thermo test.. Should've ace tat... damn..

Thanks for bringing Joi into my life.. 有你多好。。。

Studies First, Girls later..., not that there are any I would like to have a R/s with currently..

happy 22

Happy Birthday to Moi!!

I'm not a chao mugger!

Contra to popular belief, I'm not a chao mugger lor. Chem eng is really killing me, I'm considered one of the few who studies enough just not to fail.

Anyway, met up with the guys to go catch goal! that's Goal with an exclaimation. Stars some Newcastle united Wannabe Santiago Munz who got into the club and winning games for the club. An excellent show considering that it's only MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALL CLUB and my favourite sport of all time!! Can't wait to catch the second movie where that Munz guy goes real Madrid to play along side Beckham and Zidane. The show has fuelled my passion for football and I yearn to be on the pits to hone my skills.

Then Met up with the guy that has been missing for a month since his attachment to someone.

hey Hey!

Seriously disgusting tasting googy stuff that ber and gm concocted. It's really gross.
Till tomorrow!

What!? I'm not invited to the appreciation dinner!

This must be a mistake, after all I toll and slaved for tyrant queen XL o camp director, she's not inviting me!! I'm gonna sort it out with her!!!

Boring entry

bored. Wished that there was something more to life than study and girls.

No more superstar. Sianz

Oh ya.. Today's Bernard's Birthday! Happy birthday yaz!!

Mon!!

Eating in threes again...
Went to Holland V with ys and gm to purchase gift for that guy who is in perpetual pang sei mode. His birthday falls on 9/11... ( speak of the devil, as I type something regarding him, he logged into Msn.. how freaky is that?) Anyhow, went to the shop where I bought my Jc Valentine gift.. I'm surprise it's still there... Simply can't believe that I would actually go there to buy sweets for her. Come to think of it it's quite ingenious.. some sweets and a bag. It's more of a Halloween /party shop than a gift shop. Can't decide on which ugly mask to get him, so they went town while I went off halfway to study for my test tmr..

Wish me luck!!

Weilian won!

Omg!!...
life still goes on... i guess..

oh ya wtf is up with the bondage supporters??
and Kelly, she looked like she had 5 bad hair days...

ahh well.. Back to tutorials..