TAIWAN!!~

First night
Chocolate box hostel!! It's nice, clean and homely. The owners are really nice too!

Jimmy, Lam and us in the living room

After Checking in, we went to Shida night market to eat, it was just behind the hostel. Then we went to Room18 near NYNY Taipei 101.

Us at room 18!!~ A lot of Tw meimeis!!
There's this 马甲秀 that night which Ber wanted to go see :P It was great!

Day 2

Breakfast 豆浆油条。。

Went to Shida university

Walked around the School..

Went to a park! saw Squirrels!
OMG so cute!
So many of them
*Drools
Uncle feeding the Squirrel


CKS memorial

Went to 西門町 to walk walk, Lam( the hostel guy) said there are 援交妹 ard the MRT exit 6 towards ximending area abt 3000NT for 1. Don't wait around the area if you're there or people will think you're a 援交妹.. haha..lots of clothes, there are occasionally beggars in the centre square and a fatty guy dancing on the Sony platform in front of the Plasma Tv screen.He's one of the "attractions" also .. haha..watch out for him if you go there.

then we ate Donuts!
Then we went to 公馆 Nite market..
超大葱饼！Eat until very full..


Then eat some more

鸡排！

羊肉菜

Then on the way back.. eat some more..

Mixed fruits Dessert! for 3

Day 3 Alishan

Took HSR about 1.5hrs compared to normal train 3.5hrs to Chiayi, where Charlies liu , our tour guide was waiting



HSR train
Inside the train

Met with our guide, had Famous Chicken rice, then went to fruit stall to buy fruits

That guy is Charlies liu!


The melons are damn big!!
Went to see some bridges..


天长 Bridge..


地九 bridge lower down..
Walk both bridge will 天长地久...
Charlies liu! Alishan 车神， he drives damn fast!~

View from above the mountain.It's foggy, and cold.
Our room. It's freaking cold at night.
View from the room
Receptionist



Their dogs, 小虎， 老花 and 小花
Walked ard the shops of 奋起胡 and the some tracks.
奋起胡 station where we saw Yagiza when we were taking the forest train back the next day, but she didn't see us..
People cooking Bamboo

Chickens sleeping on the perchAte 阿良火车便当 with Bamboo soup for dinner. Charlies Liu packed our leftovers for the dogs.

Went to some other home restaurant to eat 爱玉，Chinese Jelly nice!

Me through the fog

Day 4 Alishan

Internet Access
Common area
me coming down the stairs

好想告诉我的她，这里像副画
阿里山Forest Recreation area.. Bring Student ID, Half price!!
Us and Charlies Liu!
Train station
Had a heavy Breakfast. The Gal thought we wanted more guotie, then gave us like 3 plates.

Alishan rail, it would be really nice in Cherry blossom season when the 樱花 are in Full bloom

Us in front of a hole in a tree trunk
Me acting cool at the Big Sister pond.
Tree trunk that looks like a pig
Walking the forest trail, hiked for about 2hrs..

3 Generation tree
Hole in a tree
Tree that looks like an elephant
Food!!


Bamboo chicken
On the forest train back! 3.5 hrs to Chiayi

View from Train.. It's really a Forest TRAIN!!
Went to buy Chiayi's Turkey Rice cos it's everywhere, we thought we gave it a try.
Waiting for train at Chiayi Rail
Turkey Rice we ate on the Train
Me on the train back to Chiayi.. Pretending to Msg someone.

Checked in at Taiwanmex. It's named Taiwanmex because, Raul's Mexican and his wife is Taiwanese, so Taiwanmex!! cool!
Went to try 肉棕，四神汤。。for supper

Day 5

Had 汤包 some 蛋饼 and 豆浆 for Breakfast
Went to Taipei underground mall to play some basketball games
199NT jeans!

When to Ximending to walk again!
Had Duck noodle

went to 国父纪念堂
There are a lot of hiphop dancers practicing outside the memorial hall. Some of them are cute mei meis!! Slurps

Sun Yet sun
View from the memorial hall
Taipei 101 nearby
Hourly Changing of the guards.
The Green is army, the white is Navy, the three Branches, Army, Navy and Airforce take turns doing shifts guarding the statue
We saw the 5 pm changing of the guards

Not bad wor..

Went up to Taipei 101!!! Go to the fifth floor to buy tixs! Bring student pass, got discount!


View from on top
Interior of the viewing room
Ahh it's so tall!
101om/min Elevator!

View of the building at the outdoors observatory
Sunset on top 101
Wind Damper!!

Wind Damper info tilted sideways!!
Same LOVE as the love outside glasshouse Fish and co
太帅
Infested with People!!
Wufengpu

Then we crossed the Street to a bridge to go to Raohe night market

绕河night market It's the second best of all the night markets we went to compared to Shilin.

Me finally tearing off my old screen

Asking the uncle to put the handphone protector

Took a train back for 18NT It's faster than the Metro mrt.

Day 6

Had Ham Egg roll

Took an inter-area train to Keelung

Keelung!!

Raining weather

Took a bus to Yeliu , bring coins! Coins are needed to take the bus

Cute dog at Yeliu
Yeliu
View from Yeliu harbour

Yeliu Park!
GeoRocks
I'm looking far away, I'm look so cool

Seeing the rocks!!
Famous Queen head at Yeliu
Seafood Lunch at Yeliu
Yum!
Sweet oranges
Omg what's that!!
OMG a Dead pufferfish!

Took a bus from Yeliu to Ruifang
Wanted to go to jing gua shi to dig gold
But it's closed on mondays and it opens until five on other days, so our planning is flawed! Should have gone to jing gua shi on other days in the morning

Took a bus to Jiufeng to walk
Streets of Jiufeng
Ice cream peanut roll
Tastes nice
View from top of Jiufeng


Some bobo chacha thingy
Big Fish ball at Jiu feng, forgot to take picture, so left 1

Took a bus back from jiufen to Taipei槟榔妹! on the way back to Taipei
Drop off at Zhong xiao fu xin

SMRT should consider installing these
鲜芋仙！ Ber admiring the cute girl making his drink
We went into a Convinence shop and at a discreet corner in the back they were selling Jap AV videos, Dildos and Vibrators! Ber wanted to get.. but was shy :P
Huaxi Jie
Salted Chicken stall

The salted chicken
More food!
FOOD!

Day 7

Mac Pancake Breakfast
Bus to Yangming shan from Taipei Rail Station
This bus uses the Ezcard tap.


Yang ming shan

15NT per bus ride, can use Ez card too! Didn't buy the unlimited rides for 60 cos we only took 3 rides
Ber!! Excited about the Greenery!
Wah damn pro rite
Trail up Mt Dadun
Looks near and short right? but it's damn tiring up
0.5km more! omg!

Bee!
On top of the mountain!
Scenery is beautiful. Nice big winds

Pavilion near the top

On the way down

Help Man! Don't take a pic of me and Xiao qing..

Releasing Xiao qing back to the wild

OMG Guangming road!!!

Took a bus from yangming shan to Beitou to try some hotsprings

Went to a mixed Public hotspring! 40NT only!

Food being sold outside

After that we took a bus to 淡水
to see sunset

Fisherman's Wharf

The bridge at fisherman's Wharf

Sun setting

View from the shops besides the bridge

Cute baby birds on the nest listening to Jay chou music playing from the shops

Super Big 鸡排! Too bad they don't cut it

Sun setting.. So nice

View from the harbour
Lights at the bridge
Took a boat ride to 北投老街 which is near the MRT
View from inside the boat!
Tall Ice cream
北投老街

Went to Shilin after that , it's the best nite market imho(in my honest opinion), then there are makeshift shops ard 11+ in the centre of the 2 shops streets It's interesting, when the police comes, the whole makeshift shops "disappears" within 10 sec, the guy just closed his bags and walked away with his table legs as if he was one of the shoppers. The same goes for the food shops, we were walking to some of the illegal food stalls, then suddenly all their lights got turned off,then some of the shop owners moved their carts to somewhere else. I thought it was a blackout but I went to buy a stick of fishball and kakashi asked if they're closing, the auntie said in chinese " 跑警察“ lolx

Shilin nite market and makeshift stalls
Ate some jian bao
Had Beef noodles

买东西
吃东西

买东西
吃东西
View from the MRT




Gongfu panda!!

Back at the hostel!
Cup noodles and fruits!

Bottles we used


Non-Mama's boy cutting the fruits using the 10NT knife we bought at ShilinMango we bought from Alishan

Last day

Breakfast!
We went for a leg massage

Dipping into the water
Hmm.. shiok my Masseuse is female!!

Back at the hostel

Took a pic b4 we left

The 2 computers we used
The rooms.. Up rooms a-f


Where we bathe: makeshift toilets

Inside of the box. So simple and cool rite Aksa?

Went taipei underground mall to do some last minute shopping
Me! Soliciting a 援交妹。。 but too ex liao..


Went to play 抓抓族。。 It's so easy!! I'm like Damn Pro can! only 10NT per catch and we each got one! yay


Bought Some ru wei..
Ate with cup noodles..
Ate ru wei
Going back!! 桃园airport!
Cheese!!
Ber picking up Cosmetic
me the 分牌仔!
A4 waiting area
Jetstar plane
Back to Sg.. Ciao~~

Back! for a breather...

Back from Phuket.. It was fun!! check Aska blog for pics!~

Before I go to Taipei!!~
TAIPEI!!~ Woot.... Taiwan xmm here I come.. Muacks..


Check this!! I'm the Champion!!! that meansss....... ASKA BER KAKASHI AND MING OWE ME 10 BUCKS EACH!! Ralf didn't play, he scared he lose..

WOOT! KA CHING!! 40 bucks Richer!



YEAH!!I'm so good!!

BATAM Tripppp!!

Went to Batam with the guys! It was fun. The people there don't Speak English at all.. Their schools don't teach English, only up to University level then they would know a bit of English. Lucky we have our Bahasa Indonesia A+ Student Ber with us.. keke
He was liaising with the taxi driver. Asking him questions and stuff.


They didn't have two single beds, so we took the couple's bed~ Since it's a couple's room, the bathroom is open, can't be locked, only separated by a curtain.. But the room is really nice. Really a resort getaway, Really relaxing.. However, there's nothing around the hotel. There's a sofa beside the bed that could be used as another bed. The Tv has HBO , Starchannel, Ch 5 More importantly there's ESPN! Watched Everton-ManCity Match! Lescott! FTW!~



Gm.. He's really a sleeper... Anywhere also can sleep.. Anywhere anyplace anytime.. Sleeper..

Go there watch movie.. ahhhhhh Really got nothing to do.. 15000 Rupees = S$2.50. Cheap..

Played some Mario racing game while waiting for the movie... See that's me..So Shuai right!!? I came in first and won a free game. lols
No no we didnt catch Sleeper.. We caught Jumper.. Lol..

Went to A&W...

It's like Singaporean's favourite place to eat because A&W is no longer in Singapore We Ate Waffles , root beer float and their famous hotdog...Burgers.. Curly fries.. TWICE..

Ate at Golden Prawn 933 too.. The seafood's really cheap, if you don't order the Shellfish.. one Shellfish is 40000 == 7 bucks..*4 = 120000. could have eaten two fishes.. with that kind of money. We had 2 pepper crabs, 500 grams crispy Golden Prawns, delicious Steam Fish, 4 shellfish , 2 vege dishes, drinks and rice.. =SGD24 each. The food was great.

ok that's all Tata....gotta get back to work..

Omg That's so shuai!!

Guess What?!?!

I got my CARD today!! I look so shuai in it..!!

I'm finally part of the community that is liable for paying ERPs to contribute to Fundings to failed overseas investment!!

I'm Exhilarated! It's like winning the F1 race. Free cookies and donuts for everyone!!

Wah the Deal or no deal girl...

Looks abit like Aska rite. But she's cuter! and less fierce.. and more desirable.. haha but she doesn't have a 'magnetic' personality

What?! I got outbidded at 600 and 3200 pts!?!

NO!! THIS IS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!

OMG Newcastle is gonna be bought over by Secret Singapore organisation

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/27742/New-Toon-takeover-plan-hits-Allardyce
"Sam Allardyce’s Newcastle future will be thrown into doubt once again in the new year amid a £200millon takeover battle for the club.

A mystery Singapore consortium is on the verge of launching a megabucks bid to buy out Newcastle’s current owner Mike Ashley.

And if the deal goes ahead, manager Allardyce will be facing another uncertain time under his third set of owners since arriving at St James’ Park.

Though Ashley insists he has no plans to sell the Premier League strugglers just six months after buying it for £170m, the signs are he is ready to listen to serious offers.

And, after such a torrid start to his reign in the north east, the loaded retail sports magnate, worth £1.9billion, may well find the interest from Singapore too tempting.

Our source said: “The talk is that £200m would be enough to buy Newcastle – and it could happen early in 2008.”

If he cuts the deal, Ashley will walk away having banked a whopping £30m from his investment – or £100,000 for each day in charge.

Nice work if you can get it – but the news from the Far East is a major blow for Allardyce, coming so soon after the Geordies’ draw with Arsenal and yesterday’s 2-1 win over Birmingham earned him crucial breathing space.

That point against the league leaders resulted in chairman Ashley issuing his manager with a third vote of confidence in as many weeks.

But, tellingly, he refused to give Allardyce any long-term security – admitting only that his position was not under ‘immediate’ threat."

OMG! Actually it's me la.. I always had an interest in the toons, dun tell anyone k..

la la la..

Failed!

I failed my TP!! omg!

Immediate failure!! I didn't give way to pedestrian... Jimmy Tiew!! I'll remember you forever!! Arghhz

Failure is not a word in my dictionary... This must be a mistake.. I'm devastated... Sighz...

Haiz..

I'm depressed...

FAIL!!!

hEyPi BiRthDaY mInG!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a Pic of him... For today only he's more handsome than me cos it's his Birthday!! Birthday people have a sort of birthday glow.. Like buddha magic.. hur hur......

Dun so stress K! Jiayou!

omg omg open le!

https://aces01.nus.edu.sg/passfail/StudentLogin

I got A for cultural studies! B+ for my SS

wahahaha I'm Sick! SU still can get A! wahaha

I rule!!

....so how Un-SU my B+ and slack off in the last sem or.... Dun un S/u it cos it'll pull down my cap?

SLACK off or work hard??? Advice ?

I cut my hair!

Pic of me and some guys who are not as suave as me.

Yeah finally got time to chop off my dark bushy locks. Suave! Yeah the pic is 90 deg anticlockwise off. Dun hav time to rotate it. But I still look as handsome just goes to show no matter how u see it I'm suave!

Quiz: Who is the most handsome guy in the above picture???

a) Guy in blue
b)Me!! (yogi)
c)Yongkiat!
d)All of the above

if your answer is anyone of them. You're right! it's me! Wakaka. Possibly the easiest quiz ever!
Any person with the IQ of a nutcracker could figure it out.


Here's a pic of me in 牛仔 outfit.. YEEEEEEHAAAAA.. 牛仔很忙的。。。 美女需要我。。
k gtg

我很忙！！！！！

Omg! Guess what!

It's my Birthday!!!

But I'm sick.. Sob went to see the doctor..

Sighz..

I need a hug..

Some Birthday...

*plays sad music...

Titleless..

Why are 10 men luckier than 9 men??????

anyone?

Anyone?????

I see a hand there...in the corner.. nope my mistake..


ok cos (in indian accent..) more birds more luck..

OMG SCANDAL..

OMG!

I saw rough today!!He said he was eating with his friend. Then he walked passd me table.. Well, I wanted him to get me some ice lemon tea but nnooooooooo He wanted to get Fruit juice stall to buy smoothies and reject me... sob..

Then I made a shocking discovery...

Gasp..


He was with someone, for completeness sake, let's call her Smooth. Opposites attract mah.You can only see smooth's silky smooth hair.. Ok I'm a bad Photographer.. but you get the idea.. Sparks were flying man.. I thought it was national day all over again! Anyway I hope ur smooth likes the smoothie you bought..Good luck!

PS: OMG TOONS lost to derby.. Sighz.. I'm gonna convert to a Chelsea fan.. CHELSEA!!! for the win!!

of barricades, beanbags and chilli crabs...

So I'd like to tell a story. Once there was this guy, let's call him 'Rough'. So Rough had this job he wants to do, He decided to call all his frens to help.. so Y, K and B decided to help him. But then B at the last moment had a very important Wimbledon match with Martina Hingis he had to attend and he backed out.(lucky for him)

So the time came when the three gathered to do the job. Turns out there was some beanbags to be emptied so Rough decided to do the beanbags. Then Y and K were assigned to the Barricades. The Barricades were very heavy and required humongous strength to move. After moving the barricades Y felt like he could lift girls with ease cos his muscles had grown so much. Meanwhile Rough was still doing the really easy job of emptying the beanbags. Then Y and K thought they had moved all the Barricades they had to but it turns out there were more. The horror! Meanwhile rough found another job which was to push trolley around.. He often wondered how the mucles of Y and K became so big.

So when it was time to go, they couldn't find Rough! They were looking around for rough, turns out his Trolley-ing job is extend and there were other stuff to do! What Y and K could do was grin and bear. The End!

So the moral of the story is , Never trust Rough!
PS:This story is completely fictitious and any resemblance to any persons, Rough or smooth, events or happenings are purely coincidental
Oh this is the chilli Crab. It's suppose to be Singapore's Mascot. See the chilli on it's left paw.

It's so cute..
And it plays dead on command... hehehe
Side view..
Likes to Zipai... like ME!! hehe..
see the resemblence??

Dean's list!!

Congrats!!!! ... So many bosheng in dean's list.. Zzzzzz

Meme

Got tagged by Aska

Wah .. ask me write weird things about myself.
I'm 100% normal can? I'm not weird in anyway

why do they call it a MEME anyway is it like ME ME LOOK AT ME ME ME ME ME ME
It's ALL ABT ME!!! ME ME !! Just like my blog ME ME ME!! I LIKE!!

Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

1.I'm Shuai! Some people just can't take it. But it's the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth. SHUAI ness is inborn .. My dad and Bro are oso as Shaui.. But the most Shuai is still me.!! me me me!! afterall this is a MEME!

2.I don't like getting into dean's list. I know all the answers to all the questions that are in the exams. And I do just enough right so I can just miss the dean's list. I've been doing it for 4 sems. Apparently, last last sem I miscalculated and hit dean's list. DAMN! I've been dealing with girls phone calls asking me to help them in their hw everyday ever since. Sigh.. The perils of being SHUAI and SMART..

3.I read pervert decent comics! Like Strawberry 100% or Ichigo 100%!! ichigo is strawberry in jap. It's a completely decent comic! Honest! Check out the cover! Woot. How Decent!!
The main Character.. Which I imagined to be always me.. !!(Check out the pic! I've magically transformed myself into the pic so people who are lacking in imagination can just See it as I see it) ME ME ME!! always surrounded by girls. I'm in heaven. Yar I like anything with strawberries.. Like my msn font is fushia not pink! Which resembles the colour of a pink strawberry.

4.I love coining Acronyms! Like..ffrotss or htlagitd and POTCDMC!!
ffrotss == Fantastic four rise of the silver surfer...
htlagitd == How to lose a guy in ten days
POTCDMC is pretty obvious. so I wont say.
oh oh.. and

or my favourite acronym I coined.. QTP!!
as in Nini's such a QTP!!

5.I support Newcastle! It's weird! Most people support Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool Arsenal... Champion chasers! I despise them! Except Chelsea supporter.. Chelsea rocks in a different way!!!

ok here's a pic of me me me again..

YONGKIAT SCORES!! after putting one through Wigan goalkeeper Mike Pollitt
hehe...

6. I have to lift dumbbells every night without fail no matter rain or shine.... I aspire to be

heh heh!!

This is my greatest wish of all. That way , I can protect my girlfriend when Gangsters try to 调戏 her.. This is me, the incredible hulk side of me. With That I'll be Shuai, Smart and Strong!! The 3 S-s!!

Tag:

All the girls that I ever loved and loved me. That includes Chole, Michelle,Clare, Jennifer Claudia, Amanda, Nicole in the back secretly reading my blog..my love. Just Kidding girls... If I said that all the female bloggers in Singapore would do this Meme.

ps: None of the girls I listed actually existed. They are just a figment of your imagination...

MILKRUN!! 2007

I went for the MILKRUN!!! Gm asked us to go so we went.I'm such a good buddy!!(no actually I wanted to look at hot sweaty babes running.)

WOOT! Running for milk!!! In the goodie bag really got one PACKET of milk.



Check out this Shuai ge!! OMG IT'S ME!! Lolx.. Guy that are 认真 are so Shuai!! dun you agree.
I can't stand it..

OK the Ralf in the back is shuai1 but not as Shuai4 as me. He's the guy who tot there was full running attire provided and didnt Bring running shorts. OMG !! In the end he bought a pair of shorts at the 2 for $5 Pasar Malam near Outram park MRT.

ok So I ran super fast!! Like lightning speed!! If I had been in competitive I'd have won first la..
REALLY!! NO JOKE!!
Actually, I had a babe to follow so I had to delibrately slow down for her to catch up.. What a waste of my running capabilities! But woot She's hot!

ANYWAY!! BYE!!

I'm back!!

HK is so fun !! Damn I couldn't stay longer. I've been to every place in HK!!! Woot.. Except Ocean's park.. Can u believe that!? Pity I didn't meet any Cute Hk girls..I swear!!.. not cute ones anyway.

http://vividpaperart.com/
Visit this site! and tell me how much paper i should bring back to sell! Make some $$ while here.
I made my first one, did it in a few tries.

of course the one I made looks cuter. hehe. Got some other cute ones on the site too, like Eeyore! Astroboy, Doreamon etc etc etc

Ber got into Dean's list la with his grades, i reckon.. Seems like my Dean's list aura is rubbing off the people around me. haha.. Come rub on me if u want to get into dean's list. No I won't bite. I'm FRIENDLY.

NewCastle united!!!

Man U may have won this season's EPL.. but...

Next season.. Yeah!! Newcastle are the new champions of EPL!!


Woot!! Micheal owen will bring us to glory!!

Ok.. jokes aside.. I still think Chelsea will win.. hohoho...

Happy Birthday ASKA!!!!!

Wahaha.. Today is ASKA's birthday!! Have you seen my video!?! I put a lot of thought into it... Wanted to upload to youtube ... but I shy la.. later all the girls come after me after seeing the video..

Cantonese: Sun Yat Fai Lok!
French: Joyeux Anniversaire!
German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Japanese: Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Chinese: 生日快乐！

Dun be jealous I know so many languages... Geeez I can't help it if i'm so talented in many languages...

Btw... You miss me right?!

Yah I miss you too.... I think of you periodically in HK.. (This sentence is totally not true..)( sorrie i have to say or my favouritest girl might get jealous)
Yar in case you forget how I look like..Yup That's how I look like now...haha I know what you must be thinking.. "what? A downgrade from my previous shuai look?"


ok lar this is how i look like..


So ANYWAY.......

yup so now u know.. my secret identity is Astroyogi!

PS: I had to put a lot of Gel for that last photo.. In case you were wondering how i did my hair.. haha....

Back!!

Ok I'm back!! I'm back in Singapore for the weekend. I've got a test before my flight and another after my flight. Whateva la. I'm such a genius I can pass them without actually studying hehe..

My actual motive is to watch Phantom of the Opera. It's the bestest-best show ever.I've always wanted to watch it since I was little When I thought I couldn't see it I was devestated.The flight was supposed to be budget flight. Buttt my mom sponsor the flight back and gave a chance to watch.. I'm so blessed.

oh yar.. I got new hair cut over there(but it grew back) and new specs!! I'm trying to sculpt a new me! It costs me 1500HK==SGD300!! That's like so EX!! But I'm rich wad.. what can u do? wahaha.. Anyway I think I looked really cool in those specs.

Check me out : 太帅了！！！
The blue and greenish colour just compliments with my slightly tanned skin tone.. and my choice of wear.. hardrock cafe.. as perfect as ever. My brilliant perfect smile, takes me years to perfect. Wahah that look of overall confidence, I can charm any girl..

You kinda know how many good friends you have when you can call them up on such short notice. And they'll come despite the rain and late-ness. I love you guys!!! I'm so touched that I'm gonna give you all a BIG BIG BIG TREAT when I come back for good k.. I promise. If i break it i'll get a U for my subjects...

BKMY.. Ralf is extra.. dun mind him..


My lovable classmates.. Like I said b4 ralf is extra..
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Maybe He should get braces oso.. then we can be the braces gang..

Oh man Singapore's so hot.. I can't wait to get back.. Over there it's much cooler.. I can wear a lot of nice jacket and act cool like Bae yong joon..but he's not as shuai as me.

Tmr taking a 6am flight back.. ANYONE wanna send me off? ANYONE?? haha..

Woot!!

It feels like an extended holiday here. I got a lot of work to do,but i'm on Exchange, everything's SU-ed.. situation's different ..no? The Modules mapped are all wrong. I don't know what I'm studying... So heck la..Close eyes also can get S right... No... those are my famous last words before I got that horrid U..

Anyway, I'd just go around hiking visiting places.. seeing stuff.. getting massages.. the girl small small sure got a lot of strength, I got bruises all over my body. People might think i kanna abused by the girl.

Oh ya did I mention my floormate is getting me a facial! Cos i'm such a nice guy. He's my floormate cos he sleeps on the floor while I take the bed. HAhaha.. ok Cold joke.. same storey la So I call him my floormate.

I'm going for my facial tmr! Omg I feel like a tai tai...

Guess what?!

Tsk, anyhow put my name on the list. It's not like I wanna be in it lor.

I'm elated!!!I'm delirious! I'd treat you all but I'm in HK now. 'Enjoying life.' Haha It's freaking cold la. Taking some really 'really interesting' courses.. yawns..

Anyway, now I can strike that off one of the things I wanna achieve before I graduate. :))<< Double smiley = double the happiness.

PS: Follow this link :http://www.eng.nus.edu.sg/ugrad/awards.html for the full list.

PPS: If you don't know what List it is, For the benefit of the doubt, It's Dean's list!! Wahaha I'm so happy. There I've said it. LOL!

PPPS: Do you know Dean lister's get 8 ECA pts? and I have to go to the Dean's office to get the certificate. Where's that huh? Wonder if they'll burn my cert if it's unclaim? I hope not I wanna frame it one leh...Somebody claim for me leh?

Happy Wedding !!

Happy Wedding Cl and Cl..!! "Early Have Expensive Children!!"(早生贵子）

That's me in the corner.. Actually I didn't go. They just photoshop me in that's why I'm at the side. Pro right.. heh..

Happy new year to all!!

New year's Resolutions!

1) Get a gf!!! (I heard HK got a lot of pretty babes )
2) Get my driver's license.(So i can ferry girls and guys around)
3) love everyone more (= (self explanatory)
4) be nicer to everybody (But I'm already nice so I'll try to be nicer.)
5) Give more treats! (What can I say I'm Rich!!)
6)Last but not least wOrLd pEaCeEee!! (eh sorry I can't think of anything that is less cliche but noble actually I can, help Africian Aids babies, save the killer whales, stop animal abuse yada yada..But World peace is more generic.)

I am concerned ok!

I am CONCERNED!!

yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
which sartor u taking next sem?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
MNO?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
either MNO or FNA
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
but u're in hk
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
yah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
just asking ah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
concerned for my friends ok?
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
I'm such a nice guy, I can't stand myself
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
er. okie
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?!
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
i'm the kind of guy who believes that people go in contact with each other purely for self interest
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
no lah, dun be so cynical

ya it's true I'm concerned about friends. yup that's me. Kind, caring lovable huggable yogi. FULL of love that puts carebears to shame.

Yah i treated the Chem eng ppl to dinner @Cafe Cartel! I'm such a nice guy. I paid for the dinner... $108 bucks! Tat Zer Buay Zhi dong! Oso got Scholarship. Share share mah.

Reservist tmr! 11dec to 22 dec

so 'excited'.. 'yay'

Curse of the Golden Flower by Zhang yi mou..
Must watch!! Opens on the 21st.. thats one day before I get released.
Who wanna watch?? There's Jay chou.. not that I care.. and a lot of..

All the concubines

Gong li..

I wanna be the king too. I think the cinema will be very bloody after the movie. Not from the battle scenes but from nose bleeds.. wahaha..

Till then..

No updates till the 22nd cya.

DAFT!

Short for Delightful Arty Fire Training. It's really fun! You get to sit inside a computer simulated room and call for Arty shots. Just like a computer game except it's training for when enemy attacks.

I think the instructor was Doats by all our jokes. like.. When PS didn't show up. Somebody said. Army couldn't afford him. (Army pays civilian pay for working personnels). Ryan recited his own coordinates as the target.. haha... Screwed up man.. bombing himself..lol

Anyways, we were suppose to range like right how many left how many.. then record as target for when the target comes then call the code. The Instructor gave us the freedom of choice to choose whatever code names we wanted. So there were a lot codenames that we names of people in the platoon. Jeremy.. Fat cat.. Tree truck.. Rice... small cow..Then it was my turn.. I wanted to record as target Kakashi.. but then he was so nice to me and all.He's practically the man!! The best guy in the entire universe..(read: he didn't put a gun to my head and asked me to write this) I couldn't bear to bomb him.. then Ber suggested Aska.. Woot! Aska.. now there's a name that would sound nice as a target. So Estab. Nuke on Target Aska. Target Aska is destroyed!! yay!
Dun blame me I'm just an innocent puppet.. blame Ber.. HE suggested it.

*Ka ching... Just like that I'm $20 richer.. Pay for one day worth's of reservist. minus Cab fares and canteen breaks.. I think I just about break even.. haiz.. poor again.. Excepts on DATES! cos I'm always rich when it comes to dates.. Ask me on a date anytime! Must be a girl to apply.. I'll shower you with cute killer whales cushion and whatnots..

PS: Wau lau ber is unstoppable la.. I hope John Terry scores this weekend !!

I need a Morale booster

ok tmr going to don green fatigue again. The very thought of it dis-morales me..

so I'm gonna post a pic to up my morale!!



Cute right!! Look at her.. erm... wahhh hahaha..
*nose bleeds....


Anyway she's Satako Urata(see her name at her bottom piece) from Jap volleyball team at the Asians games in Doha.
Hot la! The opponents dun match up to their(japanese) outfits. wahhaa. Such a rare sight in the muslim Doha world!

anyway gtg..
I need more tissue!
later i nose bleed to death..

Ps: No I'm not pervert, I just appreciate cute girls like all straight guys do.. **HONEST!!

COTY of the year goes to...

I lost my cashcard AGAIN!!

In less than 1 year.

I'm such a coty..

I lost it buying drinks..

*bangs head on wall..

*twice..

Previous link that I lost cashcard that was in feb

Oh yar.. Arts canteen died..



Rest in peace..

Hey Hey!!

Alrighty.. I'm still alive.. no worries. This blog is gathering dust... *blows..

So despite me being in mugger mode, we went to celebrate mInG's birthday today. Actually not celebrate, but went to eat... It's like a tradition, we celebrate one another's birthday. He's going to Hk too! Am I the only one noticing this? Everyone is going to HK!! He's going on 24-31st!!To check out all the babes first.. I can't wait to go HK!! But I'll miss my friends in Singapore if I do. My, my.. what a dilemma. Don't miss me too much when I'm gone.

Maybe this Christmas will mean something more.
Orchard road was full of lights!! They're already selling Christmas stuff already? Gosh, It was as though yesterday we celebrated New year and I was still collecting Angbaos and playing late night mahjongs. Anyway, I don't particularly like Christmas, cos it's always so couply and loving. But hopefully this year, it'll be different. :)) *winks

Army stuff! (boring rant)Gasp!!
Tmr is the start of standby period but who really cares, I have exams to contend with. A-s don't fly off the shelves like Harry Potter books you know. You gotta work hard for them =) The worst part is of this standby is -- I have exams on a sat and Callups usually occur on Saturdays cos everyone is free. I'm crossing my fingers praying to god that there is no callup..

So after the Standby, I'll have my exams till the 4th of dec, then in the same week I'll have a 2 day army course, followed by 2 weeks of reservist... till the 22 of DEC! Gosh.. Just like that half of my holidays are gone. **Heavy Sigh.. It's tough being a Singaporean male. :(

Weddings!
Black off your calenders on 070107 cos Chuan lam,my PC is getting married.Wedding's held at Grand Hyatt!! He's getting married to Chereen! After getting to know her for almost 3 yrs.. Who ever she is.. They're both 25, both studying at SIM. Getting married. Paul, my platoon mate got married at 25 too. As you grow older, the frequency of weddings you attend will increase, until everyone around u is married and happily living their couply life.

PS: Rem to change/remove Blackburn + Watford players from fantasy(gameweek14), next wk dun have their EPL matches.

Guess what!?!?

I'm going HK!!!! yay for me!!!!

I can already see the long line of HONGKONG BABES awaiting my arrival!!!

Vivocity!

So BKMY went to harbourfront to makan @ dragon gate resturant the dimsum buffet The place was not bad. The food was quite tasty. But it was infested with humans la, because of the opening of Vivocity.

Vivocity was huge! I wish i had those wheels that the effeminate people have. They went around on their wheels saying 'hi welcome to vivocity' to the shoppers. What's that about!? There were upside down mannequins in one of the stores too.. So Doats!! They had this areobics thingy too where they taught areobics to passerby.. The sissy guy was saying.. So if u wanna shop from here to there you need to shake ur butt from here to there.. SO GAY!!! Then I overheard somebody saying.. what is vivocity is it a gay club? mInG was saying gay people are more gay(happy) mah, livens the mood.. -.-"

Oh ya did I mention it's my brithday today!! happy BIRTHDAY TO MOi!!
Here's my birthday wishlist!

1)World peace!
2)Cap 5!!
3)A cute girlfriend (if can +hott oso no prob..)
4)Go hk!!!!
5)for my friends to find their 'happiness' soon..
6) World peace?
7) Cant think of anything le..

Ciaozzz..

Oh it's my Birthday!! yeah!!

Thanks Aska for photoshopping this picture of me! I look so shuai!! wahaha I'm sooo Touched.. tears are falling out of my eye..

ps: did i mention it's my birthday today! it is!! MY BIRTHDAY!! MY DAY!! MEme Me me me me me me me me me me me me!! mememe!! mememe My hatch day, my born date, my day! All me!! wahaha..

BKMY!

Ok so the BKMY went to Sizzlers@suntec to eat. Food was great, nice food. Great view. Notice How I use BKMY cos BKMY is actually shorter to use rather than bernie kakashi ming yogi.. heehee..ok no pictures no because we don't own cameras but we're not narcissistic teenage young girls who take doey-eyed photos of themselves at every outing.

Did I mention I'm the top of the league in best of the best! I played with 10 men and still maintained my top position. Tell me I'm good!! Thanks to my Captain Fabregas! and Gabriel Agbonlahor! yeah!

So I saw this reversible puma shirt at RSH. Cool! But it cost like two shirts! So unless it's my birthday or something. *cough Cough..

I'm still alive..

Irrefutable proof that I'm still alive!!
Taken today! suppose to show that I have no left arm. But it's not really evident in this picture, looks like I just stuff my arm into my shirt.

Gosh this blog is gathering dust. Don't have time to blog, especially with all the tutorials and lab every two weeks. Gotta keep up my As you know.. It's not easy being me.. I know.. *does the suave pose. (refer to pic at the bottom.)

Anyway, the tagboard is revived! Talk to me baby!

Happy birthday BERNARD!!

as above!

WLM is abit screwed up right now.. here's a soln..

MSN solution

Eh here's a way to log in to MSN if you can't because of the technical fault.

1. Go to C:
2. Go to Windows\system32\drivers\etc
3. You should see a file named "hosts"
4. Open it with notepad
5. Add these 2 lines right at the btm

65.54.239.80 messenger.hotmail.com
65.54.239.80 dp.msnmessenger.akadns.net

6. Save
7. You should be able to log in now

....The rationale behind this is.. hosts file in windows assigns addresses to servers. And the current msn server is down.. so we assign a temporary server to the addresses. Like faking msn to go to 65.54.239.80 (a temp server by msn)when it requests for messenger.hotmail.com.. kinda like how a spyware hacks a web browser.. like you wanna go google.com but it directs u somewhere with a fake ip address if this hosts file is hacked. You get the point.

Biggest Freaking kit kat in the whole wide world

So I went to watch Pirates 2 with the guys after my ability to walk came back! It was great!! Nice show!! Go watch!! I can't wait for pirates 3!! Ya there's a 5 sec Coda at the end after the what seem like neverending credits...Don't Stay it's not worth ur time waiting!! ask me what the Coda is!! haha..



Then I went to see the super big kit kat at plaza Sing! It weights like 2.67 tonnes!! It's like almost 50 yongkiats!! It's like so huge I doubt anyone can finish it in their life time. It also looks like a small coffin!! I think I can fit inside. But it's like so big la! I feel like biting it! But i better not.. I'm getting fat liao.. need to Jian fei.. still gotta run ippt..
I feel like singing ** Wouldn't it be nice if the world was kit kat! We could eat kitkat all night long... **sings

Anyway.. It's LIKE SO BIG LA!!! It got into the Guiness book of world record for the biggest freaking Kit kat! I bet it's right up there with the biggest freaking toblerone and biggest freaking Cadbury bar! Together with all the freaking big stuffs.. They might as well change the title of the book to the guiness book of freaking big stuff! haha!

PS: did i mention it's like so freaking big!!?!?! IT iS!!

haizz

My life is BORRRINGGGGG SCREEAMMMSSS I wannna GO OUT!!!!! my leg still hurts!! CANT WALK!!! HAizzzz

I got a splinter in my foot!

Splinter in my foot!!!

Ouch!!
hurts a lot lor.. hah.. somebody kei lian wo pls.. Dunnoe how i got it sia.. I was walking walking.. looking at some chio bus. Then ouch!! sighzz.

How come nobody believe my splinter hurts a lot... IT's that big lor!!!! I think can make into 5 toothpicks liao la!

Now my foot all bandaged up.. How to go office sia...?? SObz... Any kind souls wanna drive me to work? I'll be extra nice..

Sighz.. next week alert amber.. hope dun kanna activated.. i cant wear boots in my condition.. suppose to keep it off for a week.. Maybe it'll be a blessing in disguise.. i dun have to report.. yay!..

Korea Vs TOGO!!

Yeah!! after our dinner at Seoul, we(me ys ber and ming) chose that place because KOREA match today wad must support korean stuff.. (ya right, actually ming was hungry and wanted buffet) hahaz.. anyway.. we went to look around bugis for big screens tv showing the match in bugis! Dun have! So we walked to Chjimes to watch!

My first Virgin visit to that place!! haha! So we sat down and order a jug of Hoegaarden to drink. Ber and ming cant take beer! mInG got that Scrunched up face that beer sucks when he drinks. Damn farnie. Anyway Togo scored one goal and everybody thought it was over. The camera panned onto one small korean kid looking dejected. Damn farnie!

Chun soo lee's Header was superb!! Then the other guy forgot his name Ahn scored and Korean won! I think everyone is supporting Korean la. There's this 2 korean fans sitting in front of the screen wearing red and when korea scored they were shouting damn loud.

ya I got JOB!!starts tomorrow wed... $6 bucks an hour near my place. I think I got cheated of the pay. In my defense, I was feeling sleepy and just woke up. She asked me if the pay I was expecting, I said 6 then she said Ok! I kinda felt like I was shortchanged. Where got undergrad work for $6 hr one.. an Ace student like me some more...Damn should've asked for 7 or 8 la!

anyway..
Wish me luck!!!

PC SHOW!!!!

Wah Pc show is the place to go man! so many chio bus around!! Especially the Nokia girls. NO 1!! Slurplicious.. Slurps Slurps.. Then comes the logitech girls!! slurps more!! Look !!
CHIO right!?!?! Look at thoses legs!! I almost nose bleed!

Anyway.. the pc show has a lot of exciting offers and cheap products! They even have pirated Ipod accessories! I bet Steve jobs would flare seeing them! Got cheap speakers too! $7.90!! Looks like some kinda error but I hope its not. But i think the box one looks nicer..ard 23..

Saw a lot of people doing Part-time.. giving flyers.. !! Lots of people doing temp! I WaN JOB!!! haizz
TIME TO STArt coverting time into $$$$$$$
anyone got job!?!? I'm hardworking and I'm willing to learn!

Why the world number 1 is ranked no 1.

Woods did a Nine and eight on Ames who Zinged him about his driving! haha..

Amputated!

I lost my cashcard! Omg! My precious cash card that has gone thru think and thin since I entered NUS...
I lost it! it's almost like losing my right hand!

What am I gonna do without it?
What if the cashcard fairy comes to me in the middle of the night wanting to remit 5 thousand dollars into my cashcard only to find that it's not there, Then I won't get the bonus cash.

And the indigity of asking people to lend me their cashcard when I print notes, people will think I'm some sort of werido who can't afford a cashcard!

And I'll have to carry around coins everyday... I can't use the hassle free method of purchasing drinks without my cashcard!! omg!!

What if I was in my dad's car and I decide to enter the ERP and I can't Cos I DUN HAVE MY CASHCARD!?! Then again, I can't drive civilian cars..

Somebody pls donate to the "get Yk a cashcard fund " pls...
Make me a happier man. I'd be eternally grateful.