Why the world number 1 is ranked no 1.

Woods did a Nine and eight on Ames who Zinged him about his driving! haha..

Amputated!

I lost my cashcard! Omg! My precious cash card that has gone thru think and thin since I entered NUS...
I lost it! it's almost like losing my right hand!

What am I gonna do without it?
What if the cashcard fairy comes to me in the middle of the night wanting to remit 5 thousand dollars into my cashcard only to find that it's not there, Then I won't get the bonus cash.

And the indigity of asking people to lend me their cashcard when I print notes, people will think I'm some sort of werido who can't afford a cashcard!

And I'll have to carry around coins everyday... I can't use the hassle free method of purchasing drinks without my cashcard!! omg!!

What if I was in my dad's car and I decide to enter the ERP and I can't Cos I DUN HAVE MY CASHCARD!?! Then again, I can't drive civilian cars..

Somebody pls donate to the "get Yk a cashcard fund " pls...
Make me a happier man. I'd be eternally grateful.

HI! Long time no post! I think I might have abandoned this blog!! Sighz..
CNY coming! i'm so excited! I should go buy some clothes. I wanted to get some dull coloured shirt but Kakashi and ber told me that Dull coloured shirt aint right for me! Like what the !?! Fine.. I'll think about tonight.. and go and get that RED shirt they says looks good on me!

I took my SS tutorial today! God So many girls.. Slurps.. I've never heard of a tutor who makes students sit by a freaking sitting plan. My surname starts with y so, as luck would have it i was sitting all the way behind alone! while the rest of the class were together in rows. Then during discussion, the cute girls in front turned and conversed with me.. I'm Smitten!.. Yes I am so loving this tutorial!! I think God made me fail my SS for a reason. I found the reason to be.. Pardon me while I slip into my daydream mode again..

And I realise it's so totally impossible to get into dean's list. and I'm dateless on V-day Again.. Any girls wanna go out with me? I promise I'll show you a good time! Heck,scratch that, I'm contemplating on going to K-box on V-day to sing my heart out. Takers anyone? Singles only. prefably female and cute... Call me !

(Contra to the belief that Yogi is not a despo cos he's constantly lusting for girls, Yogi is a normal, healthy, suave ,handsome guy looking for love in all the wrong places.All guys crave that. It's just that some internalize their feelings of lust. Others like yogi, expound them on his personal blog.)

Wahhhz

Sianz.. I'm not in Dean's list... Dean's list only got one yeo.. and tats not ME!!.. sighz.. TRY HARDER THIS SEM!! MUST GET INTO IT!!! Rarr!!!

Sch starts!!

If you ask me, of course I would feel regrettable that I got U for my SS, I became the laughing stock of my circles of friends. Then again, what has happened has happened. So I shall just let it pass. I'll just take this as a stern warning to never falter in my progress to dean's list! I aim to be like Kakashi the mugger!!

Took my SS today! Nation building, apparently you can fail a SS and take another one. S/U-ing it again, until you get 12 MCs of S. A U is just a bad mark on the Transcript and time wasted.
Boy! I didn't take the wrong module, there were like GIRLS everywhere at Arts, not just average girls, but lookers as well! For a moment, I thought I died and went to heaven. Luckily the floor was wet enough to conceal my dripping saliva.

If you want to know why there's an Extra Ninja on my nick it's because I've been bestowed with that nick from my Guitar people, for always skipping guitar practice. Not that I want to skip k, I'm Really very busy...and there are not enough cute girls there to attract my attendance. Besides, I'm at least a lvl 70 guitar soloist liao...Cut me some slack will ya?? At least the nick, in my honest opinion is better than Earthworm or yogi anytime of the day! haha..

I should really get one of those Naruto ninja headbands and wear to practise the next time. Then they'll see what a ninja I am!! Haha.

Guitar concert was great! Although I was a bit jittery, have to sit in full view of everyone. It was a success, Thanks to the hard work of all my guitar seniors and juniors!! We almost slipped while going out cos every one “听出耳油” （ting1 chu1 er3 you2) and the floor was full of oil.. wahahahhaahahahaz...

SEP

Wahhhahahaha I'm going SEP with 3 girls! too bad all three are attached..

but still Wahahahaha!

Paradise in Finland..

:)

Sob Sobz

What the shit!? I got a U for my SS!

Who say close eyes oso can get S one..! WHO!?!

Rarr...

Sianz.. gotta retake...
Feeling damn low...
SPOiL my mood..
on my Results slip.
Haiz
I need so consoling..
SOMEBODY CONSOLE ME!!
hai~

!!

Went to orchard road on thursdays! Because they're giving out free Coffee at StarBucks!! Yeah FREE COFFEE!!
FREEEeeeeeee!!!
FREEEEEeeee!!!
From 5 to 7!
okay so Ys and gm didnt want to queue for the coffee, we had to settle for small cups of ice coffee that they were giving out.

What is up with Tofu man ?!?!

Cute? Hmm! Not cute Wat!

So Ber had this infatuation with tofu man because his significiant other had one too. He even had one keychain of tofuman hanging on his phone. So I was trying to buy Evangelion figurines from one of those turning coin machines thingys.. and there were these two girls who came along and they screeched TOFU MAN!! excitedly.. Stunned I back away. They looked exhilarated like tofu man was their favourite idol or something. Then I looked at them with a queer eye..Then the girl asked me if I wanted to turn the thing too. I said it's okay..
Btw the girls were soooooo CUTeee..... I should have flirted with them by saying.. you like tofu man? I like them too!! Then I'll get to know them better and live happily ever after!

I got this great Idea for basking! You just put a hat or something for people to throw money on then put up a sign that says " Will move for money" Then when people throw money into the hat.You just move then say "thank you thank you" Double quick time then freeze again before you can finish the "you". GREAT IDEA right! Man, I'm a genius, I reckon I can make at least 100 bucks a day Times 30 that'll be 3000 bucks! I'll be Rich!! muahahahahaha!!

There's this stupid Guitar basker below Borders, as we were walking closer to him he stopped basking!
Wa !! We're not humans meh!? Don't like us right?
Hmmph! I can play and sing a hundred times better than you lor! Rarrrr!!!!
Lack of Professionalism! he should go take a course in BASKING PROFESSIONALISM!

YAY~

EXAM OVER!!!!!!!

I

CAN

FINALLY

WAKE

UP!

haha those ME and EE ppl (aka Ber and gm and ys) are still doing their exams. Good luck ya..!

Even though the exams drained all of my energy, the signalling of the end of the exams actually recharged me! This exam is actually a test for me cos I'm competing with the actual Chem eng people. It'll be sort of a representation of where I stand in this batch of people. If I get into the dean's list I'll actually be the Creme de la Crop. If not top 10%, erm.. top 20%??.. see how la..

Changing Landscapes.
Meanwhile, I got a D+ for my SS project, Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would get a D+. And I haphazardly did my Exam.
Luckily I s/u it liao.Aiyah Close two eyes can also get S right? It's totally not possible to get U one la, with my intelligence. haha.
I hope my project mates S/u it too or too bad for them lor.. haha..

Flying off SUNDAY down under for a much needed vacation. Guys if you want me to get anything for you, I mean anything at all! Do not hestitate to msg me.
Be it adult magazines, sexy bikinis, baby Kangaroos , cute rabbits, sheeps or even free airplane poker cards, I'll *try to comply. (note: Try to only)

Maybe I'll fly down there and meet the girl of my dreams on the plane get married and settle down there and never come back... I'll miss ya all..



**I should stop updating this blog liao. The novelty is wearing off.

Aiyah guys, Don't Study so hard la. It's not worth it. Study so hard for wat!?! Grades are not important, it's only a letter on a piece of paper.

Nobody will care what grades you get for so and so module in 10 yrs time lor
They'll only like ask, you grad from NUS ar?
ya..
So what did you do during your time in NUS?
erm mug?
er.. okay

so no life can?!
Go join some ECA, play some games, participate in some student activities to make your transient stay in NUS more worth it k?

I used to aim for 100% now, it's not entirely possible, so just do whatever you can la, not everyone is a genius like me..

With that said,
ORGANIC CHEM SUX!

FRI it'll be all over! yayness! That's my only consolation and I'll be flying off that Sunday down under! and coming back for a Wedding FEAST at Fullerton! FIVE STAR HOTEL K, dun play play..

Mugging in sch!

So many people!!

Busy reading notes. No la, actually was trying to take the picture of the cute girl at the back. She's freaking cute lor. I swear. you've got to be there man.
No really, this is not a posed picture, I was really mugging.

认真的男人最有魅力。。
(Men who concentrate on their work are the most charming)
太帅了！！！

Lvl up!! Lvl 20 chao mugger!!

Mugging in sch all these while. The library is full of babes, man! I love mugging in the library. Especially central library. I find that I get more work done in the library than at home even though there are more 'distractions'. Especially the one in front of me, quite eye-catching, I find myself stealing a glance or two every few moments. That girl's so cute.. and she's single! unless Nicholas(guy sitting beside her) is trying to jio her. And she's from Alpha Verve. That means flexibility.. haha, How do i know all these?.. I'm from Recce remember...

I found out that I know so many people! but what saddens me is that these people are always seen with girls, no matter, I still have my right hand.. I saw MOSES today! he was trying to split the sea with his powers! okay maybe not.. I met xq thrice today! what a freaky coincidence. Maybe because I was walking in and out.. But still.. Maybe it's a sign from the GODs!! .. okay.. maybe not..

Oh ya, arts babes were giving out free milo outside the central library at around 3. I wanted to go grab a drink, but I had my mind set on coffee, so.. TOMORROW!! I'll go get it and get to know the girls.. Wahahhahahahahaha...

Conspiracy theory.

Why do I hear so many wedding bells ringing? OMG my fren from army paul is getting MARRIED! Gawd! I don't even have a gf! Okay, tat temporary one from what everyone conspiring says doesn't count! I want a normal one that's not fiesty and fierce,Preferbly someone sweet, caring and cute.

Anyway, I'm hardly concerned about that right now. I'm swarmed with tutorials that I'm having a hell of a headache to deal with. I need to study harder. I'm feeling my name slowing appearing on that list. I must persevere!!

I LOVE JAYYYYYyy!!!!

I'm one of those evil older brother who acquire anything that my brother owns comics, games, albums, including the new November's Chopin that he bought. Effectively, it's mine! MINE!! muahahahahz! Gope!
What's mine is mine and What's his is mine. Those are the perks that come along with being an older brother. No hand-me-downs, no sharing of stuff, best of everything! God, I love being the eldest in the family.
I digressed
oh ya back to the album I like nocturne, snowy hair, 4-faced chu song, romantic hp, and coral sea in no particular order. My top five favourite songs. Lara sang coral sea with Jay. I like Lara, she sounds cute and she's hot. HOT BABE! She's the Nan quan mama2 girl. Look, okay she's not pretty, but i'd pretty much rate any girl tat comes my way now as HOTT..
I'm so pathetic..

I wonder why anyone homophobic guy would want a Giant poster of JAY in their room

Large ring, Leopard skin coat,dreamy eyes.. Tell me that looks gay! Oh come'on! GAY CHOU! okay kidding... but That is why I let him keep the poster. hahaz.. i seriously hope he doesn't read this..

Godz, I have this freak of a thermo presentation tomorrow, luckily I'm the thermo Shen.. nothing can falter my progress to becoming dean's friend! seeya guys tomorrow!

NEWCASTLE WON!!!!!! *SCREAMSzz

NEWCASTLE WON 3-2!! Beating Rivals SUNDERLAND at St James' Park!!!! Eat our DUST! heh heh...

I finally Played soccer with the guys on FRIDAY!Okay SO Ber Scored like A zillion Goals.. BIg deal..BUT, I scoreed a goal! All on my own! dribbling pass Defenders and strikers alike! Albeit it was a selfish goal, but hey that's how Santiago Munz got selected by a talent scout and go to play for NewCastle. Who knows, Maybe I'll get spotted by someone and fly to England for tryouts!! yay!

After years of self denial, I've come to the painful realization that I'm indeed a Genius. After I got the perfect score I've always desired on my fluidy test... !! yay I'm so happy I'm gonna treat myself to McFlurry! okay I can't eat Mcflurry now, cos the Oreos gets stuck in my braces.. Will take note of that.. YAy. I think i'm finally on the path to becoming dean's best friend. Wish me luck guys! That'll Strike off one item off my things-to-do-before-I-graduate list.. besides getting myself a gf...any applicants? I'm a genius.. heheh..

Note to self : I owe myself one McFlurry.

Kotex girls are hot; Mango is not a fruit!

Kotex road show in Engin outside lt6!! I had no idea what Kotex was until ys enlightened me. No wonder there weren't any guys at the booth.The cheapstake in me had orginally wanted to grab one of their "free gift" The hot girls said they were from Business and they sorta unleashed the animal in me. Luckily, I was able to use the cursed seal to prevent it from causing havoc in the School.

There was $150 worth of Mango Vouchers to be won. Then I thought, why would anyone need $150 worth of those fruits. One of my girlfriends were getting really excited about winning that Voucher. Not to spoil her mood, I told her to give me one mango if she wins. She was like half joking saying okay, thinking it's a joke or something.
Later I found out Mango is not a fruit. Imagine my chagrin if she had told me what it was at that point in time.

Oh dear look at the time.. time to mug.. Grades don't come easy you know..
Later!!

Damn...

Damn.. I didn't get full marks for my thermo test.. Should've ace tat... damn..

Thanks for bringing Joi into my life.. 有你多好。。。

Studies First, Girls later..., not that there are any I would like to have a R/s with currently..

happy 22

Happy Birthday to Moi!!

I'm not a chao mugger!

Contra to popular belief, I'm not a chao mugger lor. Chem eng is really killing me, I'm considered one of the few who studies enough just not to fail.

Anyway, met up with the guys to go catch goal! that's Goal with an exclaimation. Stars some Newcastle united Wannabe Santiago Munz who got into the club and winning games for the club. An excellent show considering that it's only MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALL CLUB and my favourite sport of all time!! Can't wait to catch the second movie where that Munz guy goes real Madrid to play along side Beckham and Zidane. The show has fuelled my passion for football and I yearn to be on the pits to hone my skills.

Then Met up with the guy that has been missing for a month since his attachment to someone.

hey Hey!

Seriously disgusting tasting googy stuff that ber and gm concocted. It's really gross.
Till tomorrow!

What!? I'm not invited to the appreciation dinner!

This must be a mistake, after all I toll and slaved for tyrant queen XL o camp director, she's not inviting me!! I'm gonna sort it out with her!!!