BKMY!

Ok so the BKMY went to Sizzlers@suntec to eat. Food was great, nice food. Great view. Notice How I use BKMY cos BKMY is actually shorter to use rather than bernie kakashi ming yogi.. heehee..ok no pictures no because we don't own cameras but we're not narcissistic teenage young girls who take doey-eyed photos of themselves at every outing.

Did I mention I'm the top of the league in best of the best! I played with 10 men and still maintained my top position. Tell me I'm good!! Thanks to my Captain Fabregas! and Gabriel Agbonlahor! yeah!

So I saw this reversible puma shirt at RSH. Cool! But it cost like two shirts! So unless it's my birthday or something. *cough Cough..

I'm still alive..

Irrefutable proof that I'm still alive!!
Taken today! suppose to show that I have no left arm. But it's not really evident in this picture, looks like I just stuff my arm into my shirt.

Gosh this blog is gathering dust. Don't have time to blog, especially with all the tutorials and lab every two weeks. Gotta keep up my As you know.. It's not easy being me.. I know.. *does the suave pose. (refer to pic at the bottom.)

Anyway, the tagboard is revived! Talk to me baby!

Happy birthday BERNARD!!

as above!

WLM is abit screwed up right now.. here's a soln..

MSN solution

Eh here's a way to log in to MSN if you can't because of the technical fault.

1. Go to C:
2. Go to Windows\system32\drivers\etc
3. You should see a file named "hosts"
4. Open it with notepad
5. Add these 2 lines right at the btm

65.54.239.80 messenger.hotmail.com
65.54.239.80 dp.msnmessenger.akadns.net

6. Save
7. You should be able to log in now

....The rationale behind this is.. hosts file in windows assigns addresses to servers. And the current msn server is down.. so we assign a temporary server to the addresses. Like faking msn to go to 65.54.239.80 (a temp server by msn)when it requests for messenger.hotmail.com.. kinda like how a spyware hacks a web browser.. like you wanna go google.com but it directs u somewhere with a fake ip address if this hosts file is hacked. You get the point.

Biggest Freaking kit kat in the whole wide world

So I went to watch Pirates 2 with the guys after my ability to walk came back! It was great!! Nice show!! Go watch!! I can't wait for pirates 3!! Ya there's a 5 sec Coda at the end after the what seem like neverending credits...Don't Stay it's not worth ur time waiting!! ask me what the Coda is!! haha..



Then I went to see the super big kit kat at plaza Sing! It weights like 2.67 tonnes!! It's like almost 50 yongkiats!! It's like so huge I doubt anyone can finish it in their life time. It also looks like a small coffin!! I think I can fit inside. But it's like so big la! I feel like biting it! But i better not.. I'm getting fat liao.. need to Jian fei.. still gotta run ippt..
I feel like singing ** Wouldn't it be nice if the world was kit kat! We could eat kitkat all night long... **sings

Anyway.. It's LIKE SO BIG LA!!! It got into the Guiness book of world record for the biggest freaking Kit kat! I bet it's right up there with the biggest freaking toblerone and biggest freaking Cadbury bar! Together with all the freaking big stuffs.. They might as well change the title of the book to the guiness book of freaking big stuff! haha!

PS: did i mention it's like so freaking big!!?!?! IT iS!!

haizz

My life is BORRRINGGGGG SCREEAMMMSSS I wannna GO OUT!!!!! my leg still hurts!! CANT WALK!!! HAizzzz

I got a splinter in my foot!

Splinter in my foot!!!

Ouch!!
hurts a lot lor.. hah.. somebody kei lian wo pls.. Dunnoe how i got it sia.. I was walking walking.. looking at some chio bus. Then ouch!! sighzz.

How come nobody believe my splinter hurts a lot... IT's that big lor!!!! I think can make into 5 toothpicks liao la!

Now my foot all bandaged up.. How to go office sia...?? SObz... Any kind souls wanna drive me to work? I'll be extra nice..

Sighz.. next week alert amber.. hope dun kanna activated.. i cant wear boots in my condition.. suppose to keep it off for a week.. Maybe it'll be a blessing in disguise.. i dun have to report.. yay!..

Korea Vs TOGO!!

Yeah!! after our dinner at Seoul, we(me ys ber and ming) chose that place because KOREA match today wad must support korean stuff.. (ya right, actually ming was hungry and wanted buffet) hahaz.. anyway.. we went to look around bugis for big screens tv showing the match in bugis! Dun have! So we walked to Chjimes to watch!

My first Virgin visit to that place!! haha! So we sat down and order a jug of Hoegaarden to drink. Ber and ming cant take beer! mInG got that Scrunched up face that beer sucks when he drinks. Damn farnie. Anyway Togo scored one goal and everybody thought it was over. The camera panned onto one small korean kid looking dejected. Damn farnie!

Chun soo lee's Header was superb!! Then the other guy forgot his name Ahn scored and Korean won! I think everyone is supporting Korean la. There's this 2 korean fans sitting in front of the screen wearing red and when korea scored they were shouting damn loud.

ya I got JOB!!starts tomorrow wed... $6 bucks an hour near my place. I think I got cheated of the pay. In my defense, I was feeling sleepy and just woke up. She asked me if the pay I was expecting, I said 6 then she said Ok! I kinda felt like I was shortchanged. Where got undergrad work for $6 hr one.. an Ace student like me some more...Damn should've asked for 7 or 8 la!

anyway..
Wish me luck!!!

PC SHOW!!!!

Wah Pc show is the place to go man! so many chio bus around!! Especially the Nokia girls. NO 1!! Slurplicious.. Slurps Slurps.. Then comes the logitech girls!! slurps more!! Look !!
CHIO right!?!?! Look at thoses legs!! I almost nose bleed!

Anyway.. the pc show has a lot of exciting offers and cheap products! They even have pirated Ipod accessories! I bet Steve jobs would flare seeing them! Got cheap speakers too! $7.90!! Looks like some kinda error but I hope its not. But i think the box one looks nicer..ard 23..

Saw a lot of people doing Part-time.. giving flyers.. !! Lots of people doing temp! I WaN JOB!!! haizz
TIME TO STArt coverting time into $$$$$$$
anyone got job!?!? I'm hardworking and I'm willing to learn!

Why the world number 1 is ranked no 1.

Woods did a Nine and eight on Ames who Zinged him about his driving! haha..

Amputated!

I lost my cashcard! Omg! My precious cash card that has gone thru think and thin since I entered NUS...
I lost it! it's almost like losing my right hand!

What am I gonna do without it?
What if the cashcard fairy comes to me in the middle of the night wanting to remit 5 thousand dollars into my cashcard only to find that it's not there, Then I won't get the bonus cash.

And the indigity of asking people to lend me their cashcard when I print notes, people will think I'm some sort of werido who can't afford a cashcard!

And I'll have to carry around coins everyday... I can't use the hassle free method of purchasing drinks without my cashcard!! omg!!

What if I was in my dad's car and I decide to enter the ERP and I can't Cos I DUN HAVE MY CASHCARD!?! Then again, I can't drive civilian cars..

Somebody pls donate to the "get Yk a cashcard fund " pls...
Make me a happier man. I'd be eternally grateful.

HI! Long time no post! I think I might have abandoned this blog!! Sighz..
CNY coming! i'm so excited! I should go buy some clothes. I wanted to get some dull coloured shirt but Kakashi and ber told me that Dull coloured shirt aint right for me! Like what the !?! Fine.. I'll think about tonight.. and go and get that RED shirt they says looks good on me!

I took my SS tutorial today! God So many girls.. Slurps.. I've never heard of a tutor who makes students sit by a freaking sitting plan. My surname starts with y so, as luck would have it i was sitting all the way behind alone! while the rest of the class were together in rows. Then during discussion, the cute girls in front turned and conversed with me.. I'm Smitten!.. Yes I am so loving this tutorial!! I think God made me fail my SS for a reason. I found the reason to be.. Pardon me while I slip into my daydream mode again..

And I realise it's so totally impossible to get into dean's list. and I'm dateless on V-day Again.. Any girls wanna go out with me? I promise I'll show you a good time! Heck,scratch that, I'm contemplating on going to K-box on V-day to sing my heart out. Takers anyone? Singles only. prefably female and cute... Call me !

(Contra to the belief that Yogi is not a despo cos he's constantly lusting for girls, Yogi is a normal, healthy, suave ,handsome guy looking for love in all the wrong places.All guys crave that. It's just that some internalize their feelings of lust. Others like yogi, expound them on his personal blog.)

Wahhhz

Sianz.. I'm not in Dean's list... Dean's list only got one yeo.. and tats not ME!!.. sighz.. TRY HARDER THIS SEM!! MUST GET INTO IT!!! Rarr!!!

Sch starts!!

If you ask me, of course I would feel regrettable that I got U for my SS, I became the laughing stock of my circles of friends. Then again, what has happened has happened. So I shall just let it pass. I'll just take this as a stern warning to never falter in my progress to dean's list! I aim to be like Kakashi the mugger!!

Took my SS today! Nation building, apparently you can fail a SS and take another one. S/U-ing it again, until you get 12 MCs of S. A U is just a bad mark on the Transcript and time wasted.
Boy! I didn't take the wrong module, there were like GIRLS everywhere at Arts, not just average girls, but lookers as well! For a moment, I thought I died and went to heaven. Luckily the floor was wet enough to conceal my dripping saliva.

If you want to know why there's an Extra Ninja on my nick it's because I've been bestowed with that nick from my Guitar people, for always skipping guitar practice. Not that I want to skip k, I'm Really very busy...and there are not enough cute girls there to attract my attendance. Besides, I'm at least a lvl 70 guitar soloist liao...Cut me some slack will ya?? At least the nick, in my honest opinion is better than Earthworm or yogi anytime of the day! haha..

I should really get one of those Naruto ninja headbands and wear to practise the next time. Then they'll see what a ninja I am!! Haha.

Guitar concert was great! Although I was a bit jittery, have to sit in full view of everyone. It was a success, Thanks to the hard work of all my guitar seniors and juniors!! We almost slipped while going out cos every one “听出耳油” （ting1 chu1 er3 you2) and the floor was full of oil.. wahahahhaahahahaz...

SEP

Wahhhahahaha I'm going SEP with 3 girls! too bad all three are attached..

but still Wahahahaha!

Paradise in Finland..

:)

Sob Sobz

What the shit!? I got a U for my SS!

Who say close eyes oso can get S one..! WHO!?!

Rarr...

Sianz.. gotta retake...
Feeling damn low...
SPOiL my mood..
on my Results slip.
Haiz
I need so consoling..
SOMEBODY CONSOLE ME!!
hai~

!!

Went to orchard road on thursdays! Because they're giving out free Coffee at StarBucks!! Yeah FREE COFFEE!!
FREEEeeeeeee!!!
FREEEEEeeee!!!
From 5 to 7!
okay so Ys and gm didnt want to queue for the coffee, we had to settle for small cups of ice coffee that they were giving out.

What is up with Tofu man ?!?!

Cute? Hmm! Not cute Wat!

So Ber had this infatuation with tofu man because his significiant other had one too. He even had one keychain of tofuman hanging on his phone. So I was trying to buy Evangelion figurines from one of those turning coin machines thingys.. and there were these two girls who came along and they screeched TOFU MAN!! excitedly.. Stunned I back away. They looked exhilarated like tofu man was their favourite idol or something. Then I looked at them with a queer eye..Then the girl asked me if I wanted to turn the thing too. I said it's okay..
Btw the girls were soooooo CUTeee..... I should have flirted with them by saying.. you like tofu man? I like them too!! Then I'll get to know them better and live happily ever after!

I got this great Idea for basking! You just put a hat or something for people to throw money on then put up a sign that says " Will move for money" Then when people throw money into the hat.You just move then say "thank you thank you" Double quick time then freeze again before you can finish the "you". GREAT IDEA right! Man, I'm a genius, I reckon I can make at least 100 bucks a day Times 30 that'll be 3000 bucks! I'll be Rich!! muahahahahaha!!

There's this stupid Guitar basker below Borders, as we were walking closer to him he stopped basking!
Wa !! We're not humans meh!? Don't like us right?
Hmmph! I can play and sing a hundred times better than you lor! Rarrrr!!!!
Lack of Professionalism! he should go take a course in BASKING PROFESSIONALISM!

YAY~

EXAM OVER!!!!!!!

I

CAN

FINALLY

WAKE

UP!

haha those ME and EE ppl (aka Ber and gm and ys) are still doing their exams. Good luck ya..!

Even though the exams drained all of my energy, the signalling of the end of the exams actually recharged me! This exam is actually a test for me cos I'm competing with the actual Chem eng people. It'll be sort of a representation of where I stand in this batch of people. If I get into the dean's list I'll actually be the Creme de la Crop. If not top 10%, erm.. top 20%??.. see how la..

Changing Landscapes.
Meanwhile, I got a D+ for my SS project, Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would get a D+. And I haphazardly did my Exam.
Luckily I s/u it liao.Aiyah Close two eyes can also get S right? It's totally not possible to get U one la, with my intelligence. haha.
I hope my project mates S/u it too or too bad for them lor.. haha..

Flying off SUNDAY down under for a much needed vacation. Guys if you want me to get anything for you, I mean anything at all! Do not hestitate to msg me.
Be it adult magazines, sexy bikinis, baby Kangaroos , cute rabbits, sheeps or even free airplane poker cards, I'll *try to comply. (note: Try to only)

Maybe I'll fly down there and meet the girl of my dreams on the plane get married and settle down there and never come back... I'll miss ya all..



**I should stop updating this blog liao. The novelty is wearing off.

Aiyah guys, Don't Study so hard la. It's not worth it. Study so hard for wat!?! Grades are not important, it's only a letter on a piece of paper.

Nobody will care what grades you get for so and so module in 10 yrs time lor
They'll only like ask, you grad from NUS ar?
ya..
So what did you do during your time in NUS?
erm mug?
er.. okay

so no life can?!
Go join some ECA, play some games, participate in some student activities to make your transient stay in NUS more worth it k?

I used to aim for 100% now, it's not entirely possible, so just do whatever you can la, not everyone is a genius like me..

With that said,
ORGANIC CHEM SUX!

FRI it'll be all over! yayness! That's my only consolation and I'll be flying off that Sunday down under! and coming back for a Wedding FEAST at Fullerton! FIVE STAR HOTEL K, dun play play..

Mugging in sch!

So many people!!

Busy reading notes. No la, actually was trying to take the picture of the cute girl at the back. She's freaking cute lor. I swear. you've got to be there man.
No really, this is not a posed picture, I was really mugging.

认真的男人最有魅力。。
(Men who concentrate on their work are the most charming)
太帅了！！！

Lvl up!! Lvl 20 chao mugger!!

Mugging in sch all these while. The library is full of babes, man! I love mugging in the library. Especially central library. I find that I get more work done in the library than at home even though there are more 'distractions'. Especially the one in front of me, quite eye-catching, I find myself stealing a glance or two every few moments. That girl's so cute.. and she's single! unless Nicholas(guy sitting beside her) is trying to jio her. And she's from Alpha Verve. That means flexibility.. haha, How do i know all these?.. I'm from Recce remember...

I found out that I know so many people! but what saddens me is that these people are always seen with girls, no matter, I still have my right hand.. I saw MOSES today! he was trying to split the sea with his powers! okay maybe not.. I met xq thrice today! what a freaky coincidence. Maybe because I was walking in and out.. But still.. Maybe it's a sign from the GODs!! .. okay.. maybe not..

Oh ya, arts babes were giving out free milo outside the central library at around 3. I wanted to go grab a drink, but I had my mind set on coffee, so.. TOMORROW!! I'll go get it and get to know the girls.. Wahahhahahahahaha...