OMG SCANDAL..

OMG!

I saw rough today!!He said he was eating with his friend. Then he walked passd me table.. Well, I wanted him to get me some ice lemon tea but nnooooooooo He wanted to get Fruit juice stall to buy smoothies and reject me... sob..

Then I made a shocking discovery...

Gasp..


He was with someone, for completeness sake, let's call her Smooth. Opposites attract mah.You can only see smooth's silky smooth hair.. Ok I'm a bad Photographer.. but you get the idea.. Sparks were flying man.. I thought it was national day all over again! Anyway I hope ur smooth likes the smoothie you bought..Good luck!

PS: OMG TOONS lost to derby.. Sighz.. I'm gonna convert to a Chelsea fan.. CHELSEA!!! for the win!!

of barricades, beanbags and chilli crabs...

So I'd like to tell a story. Once there was this guy, let's call him 'Rough'. So Rough had this job he wants to do, He decided to call all his frens to help.. so Y, K and B decided to help him. But then B at the last moment had a very important Wimbledon match with Martina Hingis he had to attend and he backed out.(lucky for him)

So the time came when the three gathered to do the job. Turns out there was some beanbags to be emptied so Rough decided to do the beanbags. Then Y and K were assigned to the Barricades. The Barricades were very heavy and required humongous strength to move. After moving the barricades Y felt like he could lift girls with ease cos his muscles had grown so much. Meanwhile Rough was still doing the really easy job of emptying the beanbags. Then Y and K thought they had moved all the Barricades they had to but it turns out there were more. The horror! Meanwhile rough found another job which was to push trolley around.. He often wondered how the mucles of Y and K became so big.

So when it was time to go, they couldn't find Rough! They were looking around for rough, turns out his Trolley-ing job is extend and there were other stuff to do! What Y and K could do was grin and bear. The End!

So the moral of the story is , Never trust Rough!
PS:This story is completely fictitious and any resemblance to any persons, Rough or smooth, events or happenings are purely coincidental
Oh this is the chilli Crab. It's suppose to be Singapore's Mascot. See the chilli on it's left paw.

It's so cute..
And it plays dead on command... hehehe
Side view..
Likes to Zipai... like ME!! hehe..
see the resemblence??

Dean's list!!

Congrats!!!! ... So many bosheng in dean's list.. Zzzzzz

Meme

Got tagged by Aska

Wah .. ask me write weird things about myself.
I'm 100% normal can? I'm not weird in anyway

why do they call it a MEME anyway is it like ME ME LOOK AT ME ME ME ME ME ME
It's ALL ABT ME!!! ME ME !! Just like my blog ME ME ME!! I LIKE!!

Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

1.I'm Shuai! Some people just can't take it. But it's the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth. SHUAI ness is inborn .. My dad and Bro are oso as Shaui.. But the most Shuai is still me.!! me me me!! afterall this is a MEME!

2.I don't like getting into dean's list. I know all the answers to all the questions that are in the exams. And I do just enough right so I can just miss the dean's list. I've been doing it for 4 sems. Apparently, last last sem I miscalculated and hit dean's list. DAMN! I've been dealing with girls phone calls asking me to help them in their hw everyday ever since. Sigh.. The perils of being SHUAI and SMART..

3.I read pervert decent comics! Like Strawberry 100% or Ichigo 100%!! ichigo is strawberry in jap. It's a completely decent comic! Honest! Check out the cover! Woot. How Decent!!
The main Character.. Which I imagined to be always me.. !!(Check out the pic! I've magically transformed myself into the pic so people who are lacking in imagination can just See it as I see it) ME ME ME!! always surrounded by girls. I'm in heaven. Yar I like anything with strawberries.. Like my msn font is fushia not pink! Which resembles the colour of a pink strawberry.

4.I love coining Acronyms! Like..ffrotss or htlagitd and POTCDMC!!
ffrotss == Fantastic four rise of the silver surfer...
htlagitd == How to lose a guy in ten days
POTCDMC is pretty obvious. so I wont say.
oh oh.. and

or my favourite acronym I coined.. QTP!!
as in Nini's such a QTP!!

5.I support Newcastle! It's weird! Most people support Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool Arsenal... Champion chasers! I despise them! Except Chelsea supporter.. Chelsea rocks in a different way!!!

ok here's a pic of me me me again..

YONGKIAT SCORES!! after putting one through Wigan goalkeeper Mike Pollitt
hehe...

6. I have to lift dumbbells every night without fail no matter rain or shine.... I aspire to be

heh heh!!

This is my greatest wish of all. That way , I can protect my girlfriend when Gangsters try to 调戏 her.. This is me, the incredible hulk side of me. With That I'll be Shuai, Smart and Strong!! The 3 S-s!!

Tag:

All the girls that I ever loved and loved me. That includes Chole, Michelle,Clare, Jennifer Claudia, Amanda, Nicole in the back secretly reading my blog..my love. Just Kidding girls... If I said that all the female bloggers in Singapore would do this Meme.

ps: None of the girls I listed actually existed. They are just a figment of your imagination...

MILKRUN!! 2007

I went for the MILKRUN!!! Gm asked us to go so we went.I'm such a good buddy!!(no actually I wanted to look at hot sweaty babes running.)

WOOT! Running for milk!!! In the goodie bag really got one PACKET of milk.



Check out this Shuai ge!! OMG IT'S ME!! Lolx.. Guy that are 认真 are so Shuai!! dun you agree.
I can't stand it..

OK the Ralf in the back is shuai1 but not as Shuai4 as me. He's the guy who tot there was full running attire provided and didnt Bring running shorts. OMG !! In the end he bought a pair of shorts at the 2 for $5 Pasar Malam near Outram park MRT.

ok So I ran super fast!! Like lightning speed!! If I had been in competitive I'd have won first la..
REALLY!! NO JOKE!!
Actually, I had a babe to follow so I had to delibrately slow down for her to catch up.. What a waste of my running capabilities! But woot She's hot!

ANYWAY!! BYE!!

I'm back!!

HK is so fun !! Damn I couldn't stay longer. I've been to every place in HK!!! Woot.. Except Ocean's park.. Can u believe that!? Pity I didn't meet any Cute Hk girls..I swear!!.. not cute ones anyway.

http://vividpaperart.com/
Visit this site! and tell me how much paper i should bring back to sell! Make some $$ while here.
I made my first one, did it in a few tries.

of course the one I made looks cuter. hehe. Got some other cute ones on the site too, like Eeyore! Astroboy, Doreamon etc etc etc

Ber got into Dean's list la with his grades, i reckon.. Seems like my Dean's list aura is rubbing off the people around me. haha.. Come rub on me if u want to get into dean's list. No I won't bite. I'm FRIENDLY.

NewCastle united!!!

Man U may have won this season's EPL.. but...

Next season.. Yeah!! Newcastle are the new champions of EPL!!


Woot!! Micheal owen will bring us to glory!!

Ok.. jokes aside.. I still think Chelsea will win.. hohoho...

Happy Birthday ASKA!!!!!

Wahaha.. Today is ASKA's birthday!! Have you seen my video!?! I put a lot of thought into it... Wanted to upload to youtube ... but I shy la.. later all the girls come after me after seeing the video..

Cantonese: Sun Yat Fai Lok!
French: Joyeux Anniversaire!
German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Japanese: Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Chinese: 生日快乐！

Dun be jealous I know so many languages... Geeez I can't help it if i'm so talented in many languages...

Btw... You miss me right?!

Yah I miss you too.... I think of you periodically in HK.. (This sentence is totally not true..)( sorrie i have to say or my favouritest girl might get jealous)
Yar in case you forget how I look like..Yup That's how I look like now...haha I know what you must be thinking.. "what? A downgrade from my previous shuai look?"


ok lar this is how i look like..


So ANYWAY.......

yup so now u know.. my secret identity is Astroyogi!

PS: I had to put a lot of Gel for that last photo.. In case you were wondering how i did my hair.. haha....

Back!!

Ok I'm back!! I'm back in Singapore for the weekend. I've got a test before my flight and another after my flight. Whateva la. I'm such a genius I can pass them without actually studying hehe..

My actual motive is to watch Phantom of the Opera. It's the bestest-best show ever.I've always wanted to watch it since I was little When I thought I couldn't see it I was devestated.The flight was supposed to be budget flight. Buttt my mom sponsor the flight back and gave a chance to watch.. I'm so blessed.

oh yar.. I got new hair cut over there(but it grew back) and new specs!! I'm trying to sculpt a new me! It costs me 1500HK==SGD300!! That's like so EX!! But I'm rich wad.. what can u do? wahaha.. Anyway I think I looked really cool in those specs.

Check me out : 太帅了！！！
The blue and greenish colour just compliments with my slightly tanned skin tone.. and my choice of wear.. hardrock cafe.. as perfect as ever. My brilliant perfect smile, takes me years to perfect. Wahah that look of overall confidence, I can charm any girl..

You kinda know how many good friends you have when you can call them up on such short notice. And they'll come despite the rain and late-ness. I love you guys!!! I'm so touched that I'm gonna give you all a BIG BIG BIG TREAT when I come back for good k.. I promise. If i break it i'll get a U for my subjects...

BKMY.. Ralf is extra.. dun mind him..


My lovable classmates.. Like I said b4 ralf is extra..
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Maybe He should get braces oso.. then we can be the braces gang..

Oh man Singapore's so hot.. I can't wait to get back.. Over there it's much cooler.. I can wear a lot of nice jacket and act cool like Bae yong joon..but he's not as shuai as me.

Tmr taking a 6am flight back.. ANYONE wanna send me off? ANYONE?? haha..

Woot!!

It feels like an extended holiday here. I got a lot of work to do,but i'm on Exchange, everything's SU-ed.. situation's different ..no? The Modules mapped are all wrong. I don't know what I'm studying... So heck la..Close eyes also can get S right... No... those are my famous last words before I got that horrid U..

Anyway, I'd just go around hiking visiting places.. seeing stuff.. getting massages.. the girl small small sure got a lot of strength, I got bruises all over my body. People might think i kanna abused by the girl.

Oh ya did I mention my floormate is getting me a facial! Cos i'm such a nice guy. He's my floormate cos he sleeps on the floor while I take the bed. HAhaha.. ok Cold joke.. same storey la So I call him my floormate.

I'm going for my facial tmr! Omg I feel like a tai tai...

Guess what?!

Tsk, anyhow put my name on the list. It's not like I wanna be in it lor.

I'm elated!!!I'm delirious! I'd treat you all but I'm in HK now. 'Enjoying life.' Haha It's freaking cold la. Taking some really 'really interesting' courses.. yawns..

Anyway, now I can strike that off one of the things I wanna achieve before I graduate. :))<< Double smiley = double the happiness.

PS: Follow this link :http://www.eng.nus.edu.sg/ugrad/awards.html for the full list.

PPS: If you don't know what List it is, For the benefit of the doubt, It's Dean's list!! Wahaha I'm so happy. There I've said it. LOL!

PPPS: Do you know Dean lister's get 8 ECA pts? and I have to go to the Dean's office to get the certificate. Where's that huh? Wonder if they'll burn my cert if it's unclaim? I hope not I wanna frame it one leh...Somebody claim for me leh?

Happy Wedding !!

Happy Wedding Cl and Cl..!! "Early Have Expensive Children!!"(早生贵子）

That's me in the corner.. Actually I didn't go. They just photoshop me in that's why I'm at the side. Pro right.. heh..

Happy new year to all!!

New year's Resolutions!

1) Get a gf!!! (I heard HK got a lot of pretty babes )
2) Get my driver's license.(So i can ferry girls and guys around)
3) love everyone more (= (self explanatory)
4) be nicer to everybody (But I'm already nice so I'll try to be nicer.)
5) Give more treats! (What can I say I'm Rich!!)
6)Last but not least wOrLd pEaCeEee!! (eh sorry I can't think of anything that is less cliche but noble actually I can, help Africian Aids babies, save the killer whales, stop animal abuse yada yada..But World peace is more generic.)

I am concerned ok!

I am CONCERNED!!

yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
which sartor u taking next sem?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
MNO?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
either MNO or FNA
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
but u're in hk
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
yah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
just asking ah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
concerned for my friends ok?
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
I'm such a nice guy, I can't stand myself
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
er. okie
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?!
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
i'm the kind of guy who believes that people go in contact with each other purely for self interest
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
no lah, dun be so cynical

ya it's true I'm concerned about friends. yup that's me. Kind, caring lovable huggable yogi. FULL of love that puts carebears to shame.

Yah i treated the Chem eng ppl to dinner @Cafe Cartel! I'm such a nice guy. I paid for the dinner... $108 bucks! Tat Zer Buay Zhi dong! Oso got Scholarship. Share share mah.

Reservist tmr! 11dec to 22 dec

so 'excited'.. 'yay'

Curse of the Golden Flower by Zhang yi mou..
Must watch!! Opens on the 21st.. thats one day before I get released.
Who wanna watch?? There's Jay chou.. not that I care.. and a lot of..

All the concubines

Gong li..

I wanna be the king too. I think the cinema will be very bloody after the movie. Not from the battle scenes but from nose bleeds.. wahaha..

Till then..

No updates till the 22nd cya.

DAFT!

Short for Delightful Arty Fire Training. It's really fun! You get to sit inside a computer simulated room and call for Arty shots. Just like a computer game except it's training for when enemy attacks.

I think the instructor was Doats by all our jokes. like.. When PS didn't show up. Somebody said. Army couldn't afford him. (Army pays civilian pay for working personnels). Ryan recited his own coordinates as the target.. haha... Screwed up man.. bombing himself..lol

Anyways, we were suppose to range like right how many left how many.. then record as target for when the target comes then call the code. The Instructor gave us the freedom of choice to choose whatever code names we wanted. So there were a lot codenames that we names of people in the platoon. Jeremy.. Fat cat.. Tree truck.. Rice... small cow..Then it was my turn.. I wanted to record as target Kakashi.. but then he was so nice to me and all.He's practically the man!! The best guy in the entire universe..(read: he didn't put a gun to my head and asked me to write this) I couldn't bear to bomb him.. then Ber suggested Aska.. Woot! Aska.. now there's a name that would sound nice as a target. So Estab. Nuke on Target Aska. Target Aska is destroyed!! yay!
Dun blame me I'm just an innocent puppet.. blame Ber.. HE suggested it.

*Ka ching... Just like that I'm $20 richer.. Pay for one day worth's of reservist. minus Cab fares and canteen breaks.. I think I just about break even.. haiz.. poor again.. Excepts on DATES! cos I'm always rich when it comes to dates.. Ask me on a date anytime! Must be a girl to apply.. I'll shower you with cute killer whales cushion and whatnots..

PS: Wau lau ber is unstoppable la.. I hope John Terry scores this weekend !!

I need a Morale booster

ok tmr going to don green fatigue again. The very thought of it dis-morales me..

so I'm gonna post a pic to up my morale!!



Cute right!! Look at her.. erm... wahhh hahaha..
*nose bleeds....


Anyway she's Satako Urata(see her name at her bottom piece) from Jap volleyball team at the Asians games in Doha.
Hot la! The opponents dun match up to their(japanese) outfits. wahhaa. Such a rare sight in the muslim Doha world!

anyway gtg..
I need more tissue!
later i nose bleed to death..

Ps: No I'm not pervert, I just appreciate cute girls like all straight guys do.. **HONEST!!

COTY of the year goes to...

I lost my cashcard AGAIN!!

In less than 1 year.

I'm such a coty..

I lost it buying drinks..

*bangs head on wall..

*twice..

Previous link that I lost cashcard that was in feb

Oh yar.. Arts canteen died..



Rest in peace..

Hey Hey!!

Alrighty.. I'm still alive.. no worries. This blog is gathering dust... *blows..

So despite me being in mugger mode, we went to celebrate mInG's birthday today. Actually not celebrate, but went to eat... It's like a tradition, we celebrate one another's birthday. He's going to Hk too! Am I the only one noticing this? Everyone is going to HK!! He's going on 24-31st!!To check out all the babes first.. I can't wait to go HK!! But I'll miss my friends in Singapore if I do. My, my.. what a dilemma. Don't miss me too much when I'm gone.

Maybe this Christmas will mean something more.
Orchard road was full of lights!! They're already selling Christmas stuff already? Gosh, It was as though yesterday we celebrated New year and I was still collecting Angbaos and playing late night mahjongs. Anyway, I don't particularly like Christmas, cos it's always so couply and loving. But hopefully this year, it'll be different. :)) *winks

Army stuff! (boring rant)Gasp!!
Tmr is the start of standby period but who really cares, I have exams to contend with. A-s don't fly off the shelves like Harry Potter books you know. You gotta work hard for them =) The worst part is of this standby is -- I have exams on a sat and Callups usually occur on Saturdays cos everyone is free. I'm crossing my fingers praying to god that there is no callup..

So after the Standby, I'll have my exams till the 4th of dec, then in the same week I'll have a 2 day army course, followed by 2 weeks of reservist... till the 22 of DEC! Gosh.. Just like that half of my holidays are gone. **Heavy Sigh.. It's tough being a Singaporean male. :(

Weddings!
Black off your calenders on 070107 cos Chuan lam,my PC is getting married.Wedding's held at Grand Hyatt!! He's getting married to Chereen! After getting to know her for almost 3 yrs.. Who ever she is.. They're both 25, both studying at SIM. Getting married. Paul, my platoon mate got married at 25 too. As you grow older, the frequency of weddings you attend will increase, until everyone around u is married and happily living their couply life.

PS: Rem to change/remove Blackburn + Watford players from fantasy(gameweek14), next wk dun have their EPL matches.

Guess what!?!?

I'm going HK!!!! yay for me!!!!

I can already see the long line of HONGKONG BABES awaiting my arrival!!!