Why the world number 1 is ranked no 1.

Woods did a Nine and eight on Ames who Zinged him about his driving! haha..

Amputated!

I lost my cashcard! Omg! My precious cash card that has gone thru think and thin since I entered NUS...
I lost it! it's almost like losing my right hand!

What am I gonna do without it?
What if the cashcard fairy comes to me in the middle of the night wanting to remit 5 thousand dollars into my cashcard only to find that it's not there, Then I won't get the bonus cash.

And the indigity of asking people to lend me their cashcard when I print notes, people will think I'm some sort of werido who can't afford a cashcard!

And I'll have to carry around coins everyday... I can't use the hassle free method of purchasing drinks without my cashcard!! omg!!

What if I was in my dad's car and I decide to enter the ERP and I can't Cos I DUN HAVE MY CASHCARD!?! Then again, I can't drive civilian cars..

Somebody pls donate to the "get Yk a cashcard fund " pls...
Make me a happier man. I'd be eternally grateful.