Biggest Freaking kit kat in the whole wide world

So I went to watch Pirates 2 with the guys after my ability to walk came back! It was great!! Nice show!! Go watch!! I can't wait for pirates 3!! Ya there's a 5 sec Coda at the end after the what seem like neverending credits...Don't Stay it's not worth ur time waiting!! ask me what the Coda is!! haha..



Then I went to see the super big kit kat at plaza Sing! It weights like 2.67 tonnes!! It's like almost 50 yongkiats!! It's like so huge I doubt anyone can finish it in their life time. It also looks like a small coffin!! I think I can fit inside. But it's like so big la! I feel like biting it! But i better not.. I'm getting fat liao.. need to Jian fei.. still gotta run ippt..
I feel like singing ** Wouldn't it be nice if the world was kit kat! We could eat kitkat all night long... **sings

Anyway.. It's LIKE SO BIG LA!!! It got into the Guiness book of world record for the biggest freaking Kit kat! I bet it's right up there with the biggest freaking toblerone and biggest freaking Cadbury bar! Together with all the freaking big stuffs.. They might as well change the title of the book to the guiness book of freaking big stuff! haha!

PS: did i mention it's like so freaking big!!?!?! IT iS!!