Friday, December 29, 2006

I am concerned ok!

I am CONCERNED!!

yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
which sartor u taking next sem?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
MNO?
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
either MNO or FNA
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
but u're in hk
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
yah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
just asking ah
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
concerned for my friends ok?
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
I'm such a nice guy, I can't stand myself
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
er. okie
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?!
はたけカカシ~Sluggish Internet and a happy new year says:
i'm the kind of guy who believes that people go in contact with each other purely for self interest
yogi, earthworm, ninja.. if you don't mind, 和我坐下来看看天的蓝 says:
no lah, dun be so cynical

ya it's true I'm concerned about friends. yup that's me. Kind, caring lovable huggable yogi. FULL of love that puts carebears to shame.

Yah i treated the Chem eng ppl to dinner @Cafe Cartel! I'm such a nice guy. I paid for the dinner... $108 bucks! Tat Zer Buay Zhi dong! Oso got Scholarship. Share share mah.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Reservist tmr! 11dec to 22 dec

so 'excited'.. 'yay'

Curse of the Golden Flower by Zhang yi mou..
Must watch!! Opens on the 21st.. thats one day before I get released.
Who wanna watch?? There's Jay chou.. not that I care.. and a lot of..




All the concubines

Gong li..
I wanna be the king too. I think the cinema will be very bloody after the movie. Not from the battle scenes but from nose bleeds.. wahaha..

Till then..

No updates till the 22nd cya.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

DAFT!

Short for Delightful Arty Fire Training. It's really fun! You get to sit inside a computer simulated room and call for Arty shots. Just like a computer game except it's training for when enemy attacks.

I think the instructor was Doats by all our jokes. like.. When PS didn't show up. Somebody said. Army couldn't afford him. (Army pays civilian pay for working personnels). Ryan recited his own coordinates as the target.. haha... Screwed up man.. bombing himself..lol

Anyways, we were suppose to range like right how many left how many.. then record as target for when the target comes then call the code. The Instructor gave us the freedom of choice to choose whatever code names we wanted. So there were a lot codenames that we names of people in the platoon. Jeremy.. Fat cat.. Tree truck.. Rice... small cow..Then it was my turn.. I wanted to record as target Kakashi.. but then he was so nice to me and all.He's practically the man!! The best guy in the entire universe..(read: he didn't put a gun to my head and asked me to write this) I couldn't bear to bomb him.. then Ber suggested Aska.. Woot! Aska.. now there's a name that would sound nice as a target. So Estab. Nuke on Target Aska. Target Aska is destroyed!! yay!
Dun blame me I'm just an innocent puppet.. blame Ber.. HE suggested it.

*Ka ching... Just like that I'm $20 richer.. Pay for one day worth's of reservist. minus Cab fares and canteen breaks.. I think I just about break even.. haiz.. poor again.. Excepts on DATES! cos I'm always rich when it comes to dates.. Ask me on a date anytime! Must be a girl to apply.. I'll shower you with cute killer whales cushion and whatnots..

PS: Wau lau ber is unstoppable la.. I hope John Terry scores this weekend !!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I need a Morale booster

ok tmr going to don green fatigue again. The very thought of it dis-morales me..

so I'm gonna post a pic to up my morale!!

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Cute right!! Look at her.. erm... wahhh hahaha..
*nose bleeds....


Anyway she's Satako Urata(see her name at her bottom piece) from Jap volleyball team at the Asians games in Doha.
Hot la! The opponents dun match up to their(japanese) outfits. wahhaa. Such a rare sight in the muslim Doha world!

anyway gtg..
I need more tissue!
later i nose bleed to death..

Ps: No I'm not pervert, I just appreciate cute girls like all straight guys do.. **HONEST!!

Thursday, November 23, 2006

COTY of the year goes to...

I lost my cashcard AGAIN!!

In less than 1 year.

I'm such a coty..

I lost it buying drinks..

*bangs head on wall..

*twice..

Previous link that I lost cashcard that was in feb

Oh yar.. Arts canteen died..



Rest in peace..

Monday, November 20, 2006

Hey Hey!!

Alrighty.. I'm still alive.. no worries. This blog is gathering dust... *blows..

So despite me being in mugger mode, we went to celebrate mInG's birthday today. Actually not celebrate, but went to eat... It's like a tradition, we celebrate one another's birthday. He's going to Hk too! Am I the only one noticing this? Everyone is going to HK!! He's going on 24-31st!!To check out all the babes first.. I can't wait to go HK!! But I'll miss my friends in Singapore if I do. My, my.. what a dilemma. Don't miss me too much when I'm gone.

Maybe this Christmas will mean something more.
Orchard road was full of lights!! They're already selling Christmas stuff already? Gosh, It was as though yesterday we celebrated New year and I was still collecting Angbaos and playing late night mahjongs. Anyway, I don't particularly like Christmas, cos it's always so couply and loving. But hopefully this year, it'll be different. :)) *winks

Army stuff! (boring rant)Gasp!!
Tmr is the start of standby period but who really cares, I have exams to contend with. A-s don't fly off the shelves like Harry Potter books you know. You gotta work hard for them =) The worst part is of this standby is -- I have exams on a sat and Callups usually occur on Saturdays cos everyone is free. I'm crossing my fingers praying to god that there is no callup..

So after the Standby, I'll have my exams till the 4th of dec, then in the same week I'll have a 2 day army course, followed by 2 weeks of reservist... till the 22 of DEC! Gosh.. Just like that half of my holidays are gone. **Heavy Sigh.. It's tough being a Singaporean male. :(

Weddings!
Black off your calenders on 070107 cos Chuan lam,my PC is getting married.Wedding's held at Grand Hyatt!! He's getting married to Chereen! After getting to know her for almost 3 yrs.. Who ever she is.. They're both 25, both studying at SIM. Getting married. Paul, my platoon mate got married at 25 too. As you grow older, the frequency of weddings you attend will increase, until everyone around u is married and happily living their couply life.

PS: Rem to change/remove Blackburn + Watford players from fantasy(gameweek14), next wk dun have their EPL matches.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Guess what!?!?

I'm going HK!!!! yay for me!!!!

I can already see the long line of HONGKONG BABES awaiting my arrival!!!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Vivocity!

So BKMY went to harbourfront to makan @ dragon gate resturant the dimsum buffet The place was not bad. The food was quite tasty. But it was infested with humans la, because of the opening of Vivocity.

Vivocity was huge! I wish i had those wheels that the effeminate people have. They went around on their wheels saying 'hi welcome to vivocity' to the shoppers. What's that about!? There were upside down mannequins in one of the stores too.. So Doats!! They had this areobics thingy too where they taught areobics to passerby.. The sissy guy was saying.. So if u wanna shop from here to there you need to shake ur butt from here to there.. SO GAY!!! Then I overheard somebody saying.. what is vivocity is it a gay club? mInG was saying gay people are more gay(happy) mah, livens the mood.. -.-"

Oh ya did I mention it's my brithday today!! happy BIRTHDAY TO MOi!!
Here's my birthday wishlist!

1)World peace!
2)Cap 5!!
3)A cute girlfriend (if can +hott oso no prob..)
4)Go hk!!!!
5)for my friends to find their 'happiness' soon..
6) World peace?
7) Cant think of anything le..

Ciaozzz..

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Oh it's my Birthday!! yeah!!



Thanks Aska for photoshopping this picture of me! I look so shuai!! wahaha I'm sooo Touched.. tears are falling out of my eye..

ps: did i mention it's my birthday today! it is!! MY BIRTHDAY!! MY DAY!! MEme Me me me me me me me me me me me me!! mememe!! mememe My hatch day, my born date, my day! All me!! wahaha..

Thursday, September 28, 2006

BKMY!

Ok so the BKMY went to Sizzlers@suntec to eat. Food was great, nice food. Great view. Notice How I use BKMY cos BKMY is actually shorter to use rather than bernie kakashi ming yogi.. heehee..ok no pictures no because we don't own cameras but we're not narcissistic teenage young girls who take doey-eyed photos of themselves at every outing.

Did I mention I'm the top of the league in best of the best! I played with 10 men and still maintained my top position. Tell me I'm good!! Thanks to my Captain Fabregas! and Gabriel Agbonlahor! yeah!

So I saw this reversible puma shirt at RSH. Cool! But it cost like two shirts! So unless it's my birthday or something. *cough Cough..

Monday, September 18, 2006

I'm still alive..



Irrefutable proof that I'm still alive!!
Taken today! suppose to show that I have no left arm. But it's not really evident in this picture, looks like I just stuff my arm into my shirt.

Gosh this blog is gathering dust. Don't have time to blog, especially with all the tutorials and lab every two weeks. Gotta keep up my As you know.. It's not easy being me.. I know.. *does the suave pose. (refer to pic at the bottom.)
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Anyway, the tagboard is revived! Talk to me baby!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Happy birthday BERNARD!!

as above!

WLM is abit screwed up right now.. here's a soln..

MSN solution

Eh here's a way to log in to MSN if you can't because of the technical fault.

1. Go to C:
2. Go to Windows\system32\drivers\etc
3. You should see a file named "hosts"
4. Open it with notepad
5. Add these 2 lines right at the btm

65.54.239.80 messenger.hotmail.com
65.54.239.80 dp.msnmessenger.akadns.net

6. Save
7. You should be able to log in now

....The rationale behind this is.. hosts file in windows assigns addresses to servers. And the current msn server is down.. so we assign a temporary server to the addresses. Like faking msn to go to 65.54.239.80 (a temp server by msn)when it requests for messenger.hotmail.com.. kinda like how a spyware hacks a web browser.. like you wanna go google.com but it directs u somewhere with a fake ip address if this hosts file is hacked. You get the point.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Biggest Freaking kit kat in the whole wide world

So I went to watch Pirates 2 with the guys after my ability to walk came back! It was great!! Nice show!! Go watch!! I can't wait for pirates 3!! Ya there's a 5 sec Coda at the end after the what seem like neverending credits...Don't Stay it's not worth ur time waiting!! ask me what the Coda is!! haha..



Then I went to see the super big kit kat at plaza Sing! It weights like 2.67 tonnes!! It's like almost 50 yongkiats!! It's like so huge I doubt anyone can finish it in their life time. It also looks like a small coffin!! I think I can fit inside. But it's like so big la! I feel like biting it! But i better not.. I'm getting fat liao.. need to Jian fei.. still gotta run ippt..
I feel like singing ** Wouldn't it be nice if the world was kit kat! We could eat kitkat all night long... **sings

Anyway.. It's LIKE SO BIG LA!!! It got into the Guiness book of world record for the biggest freaking Kit kat! I bet it's right up there with the biggest freaking toblerone and biggest freaking Cadbury bar! Together with all the freaking big stuffs.. They might as well change the title of the book to the guiness book of freaking big stuff! haha!

PS: did i mention it's like so freaking big!!?!?! IT iS!!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

haizz

My life is BORRRINGGGGG SCREEAMMMSSS I wannna GO OUT!!!!! my leg still hurts!! CANT WALK!!! HAizzzz

Saturday, June 24, 2006

I got a splinter in my foot!


Splinter in my foot!!!

Ouch!!
hurts a lot lor.. hah.. somebody kei lian wo pls.. Dunnoe how i got it sia.. I was walking walking.. looking at some chio bus. Then ouch!! sighzz.

How come nobody believe my splinter hurts a lot... IT's that big lor!!!! I think can make into 5 toothpicks liao la!

Now my foot all bandaged up.. How to go office sia...?? SObz... Any kind souls wanna drive me to work? I'll be extra nice..

Sighz.. next week alert amber.. hope dun kanna activated.. i cant wear boots in my condition.. suppose to keep it off for a week.. Maybe it'll be a blessing in disguise.. i dun have to report.. yay!..

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Korea Vs TOGO!!

Yeah!! after our dinner at Seoul, we(me ys ber and ming) chose that place because KOREA match today wad must support korean stuff.. (ya right, actually ming was hungry and wanted buffet) hahaz.. anyway.. we went to look around bugis for big screens tv showing the match in bugis! Dun have! So we walked to Chjimes to watch!

My first Virgin visit to that place!! haha! So we sat down and order a jug of Hoegaarden to drink. Ber and ming cant take beer! mInG got that Scrunched up face that beer sucks when he drinks. Damn farnie. Anyway Togo scored one goal and everybody thought it was over. The camera panned onto one small korean kid looking dejected. Damn farnie!

Chun soo lee's Header was superb!! Then the other guy forgot his name Ahn scored and Korean won! I think everyone is supporting Korean la. There's this 2 korean fans sitting in front of the screen wearing red and when korea scored they were shouting damn loud.

ya I got JOB!!starts tomorrow wed... $6 bucks an hour near my place. I think I got cheated of the pay. In my defense, I was feeling sleepy and just woke up. She asked me if the pay I was expecting, I said 6 then she said Ok! I kinda felt like I was shortchanged. Where got undergrad work for $6 hr one.. an Ace student like me some more...Damn should've asked for 7 or 8 la!

anyway..
Wish me luck!!!

Saturday, June 03, 2006

PC SHOW!!!!

Wah Pc show is the place to go man! so many chio bus around!! Especially the Nokia girls. NO 1!! Slurplicious.. Slurps Slurps.. Then comes the logitech girls!! slurps more!! Look !!
CHIO right!?!?! Look at thoses legs!! I almost nose bleed!

Anyway.. the pc show has a lot of exciting offers and cheap products! They even have pirated Ipod accessories! I bet Steve jobs would flare seeing them! Got cheap speakers too! $7.90!! Looks like some kinda error but I hope its not. But i think the box one looks nicer..ard 23..

Saw a lot of people doing Part-time.. giving flyers.. !! Lots of people doing temp! I WaN JOB!!! haizz
TIME TO STArt coverting time into $$$$$$$
anyone got job!?!? I'm hardworking and I'm willing to learn!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Why the world number 1 is ranked no 1.

Woods did a Nine and eight on Ames who Zinged him about his driving! haha..

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Amputated!

I lost my cashcard! Omg! My precious cash card that has gone thru think and thin since I entered NUS...
I lost it! it's almost like losing my right hand!

What am I gonna do without it?
What if the cashcard fairy comes to me in the middle of the night wanting to remit 5 thousand dollars into my cashcard only to find that it's not there, Then I won't get the bonus cash.

And the indigity of asking people to lend me their cashcard when I print notes, people will think I'm some sort of werido who can't afford a cashcard!

And I'll have to carry around coins everyday... I can't use the hassle free method of purchasing drinks without my cashcard!! omg!!

What if I was in my dad's car and I decide to enter the ERP and I can't Cos I DUN HAVE MY CASHCARD!?! Then again, I can't drive civilian cars..

Somebody pls donate to the "get Yk a cashcard fund " pls...
Make me a happier man. I'd be eternally grateful.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

HI! Long time no post! I think I might have abandoned this blog!! Sighz..
CNY coming! i'm so excited! I should go buy some clothes. I wanted to get some dull coloured shirt but Kakashi and ber told me that Dull coloured shirt aint right for me! Like what the !?! Fine.. I'll think about tonight.. and go and get that RED shirt they says looks good on me!

I took my SS tutorial today! God So many girls.. Slurps.. I've never heard of a tutor who makes students sit by a freaking sitting plan. My surname starts with y so, as luck would have it i was sitting all the way behind alone! while the rest of the class were together in rows. Then during discussion, the cute girls in front turned and conversed with me.. I'm Smitten!.. Yes I am so loving this tutorial!! I think God made me fail my SS for a reason. I found the reason to be.. Pardon me while I slip into my daydream mode again..

And I realise it's so totally impossible to get into dean's list. and I'm dateless on V-day Again.. Any girls wanna go out with me? I promise I'll show you a good time! Heck,scratch that, I'm contemplating on going to K-box on V-day to sing my heart out. Takers anyone? Singles only. prefably female and cute... Call me !

(Contra to the belief that Yogi is not a despo cos he's constantly lusting for girls, Yogi is a normal, healthy, suave ,handsome guy looking for love in all the wrong places.All guys crave that. It's just that some internalize their feelings of lust. Others like yogi, expound them on his personal blog.)

Friday, January 13, 2006

Wahhhz

Sianz.. I'm not in Dean's list... Dean's list only got one yeo.. and tats not ME!!.. sighz.. TRY HARDER THIS SEM!! MUST GET INTO IT!!! Rarr!!!

Monday, January 09, 2006

Sch starts!!

If you ask me, of course I would feel regrettable that I got U for my SS, I became the laughing stock of my circles of friends. Then again, what has happened has happened. So I shall just let it pass. I'll just take this as a stern warning to never falter in my progress to dean's list! I aim to be like Kakashi the mugger!!

Took my SS today! Nation building, apparently you can fail a SS and take another one. S/U-ing it again, until you get 12 MCs of S. A U is just a bad mark on the Transcript and time wasted.
Boy! I didn't take the wrong module, there were like GIRLS everywhere at Arts, not just average girls, but lookers as well! For a moment, I thought I died and went to heaven. Luckily the floor was wet enough to conceal my dripping saliva.

If you want to know why there's an Extra Ninja on my nick it's because I've been bestowed with that nick from my Guitar people, for always skipping guitar practice. Not that I want to skip k, I'm Really very busy...and there are not enough cute girls there to attract my attendance. Besides, I'm at least a lvl 70 guitar soloist liao...Cut me some slack will ya?? At least the nick, in my honest opinion is better than Earthworm or yogi anytime of the day! haha..

I should really get one of those Naruto ninja headbands and wear to practise the next time. Then they'll see what a ninja I am!! Haha.

Guitar concert was great! Although I was a bit jittery, have to sit in full view of everyone. It was a success, Thanks to the hard work of all my guitar seniors and juniors!! We almost slipped while going out cos every one “听出耳油” (ting1 chu1 er3 you2) and the floor was full of oil.. wahahahhaahahahaz...