of barricades, beanbags and chilli crabs...

So I'd like to tell a story. Once there was this guy, let's call him 'Rough'. So Rough had this job he wants to do, He decided to call all his frens to help.. so Y, K and B decided to help him. But then B at the last moment had a very important Wimbledon match with Martina Hingis he had to attend and he backed out.(lucky for him)

So the time came when the three gathered to do the job. Turns out there was some beanbags to be emptied so Rough decided to do the beanbags. Then Y and K were assigned to the Barricades. The Barricades were very heavy and required humongous strength to move. After moving the barricades Y felt like he could lift girls with ease cos his muscles had grown so much. Meanwhile Rough was still doing the really easy job of emptying the beanbags. Then Y and K thought they had moved all the Barricades they had to but it turns out there were more. The horror! Meanwhile rough found another job which was to push trolley around.. He often wondered how the mucles of Y and K became so big.

So when it was time to go, they couldn't find Rough! They were looking around for rough, turns out his Trolley-ing job is extend and there were other stuff to do! What Y and K could do was grin and bear. The End!

So the moral of the story is , Never trust Rough!
PS:This story is completely fictitious and any resemblance to any persons, Rough or smooth, events or happenings are purely coincidental
Oh this is the chilli Crab. It's suppose to be Singapore's Mascot. See the chilli on it's left paw.

It's so cute..
And it plays dead on command... hehehe
Side view..
Likes to Zipai... like ME!! hehe..
see the resemblence??

Dean's list!!

Congrats!!!! ... So many bosheng in dean's list.. Zzzzzz

Meme

Got tagged by Aska

Wah .. ask me write weird things about myself.
I'm 100% normal can? I'm not weird in anyway

why do they call it a MEME anyway is it like ME ME LOOK AT ME ME ME ME ME ME
It's ALL ABT ME!!! ME ME !! Just like my blog ME ME ME!! I LIKE!!

Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

1.I'm Shuai! Some people just can't take it. But it's the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth. SHUAI ness is inborn .. My dad and Bro are oso as Shaui.. But the most Shuai is still me.!! me me me!! afterall this is a MEME!

2.I don't like getting into dean's list. I know all the answers to all the questions that are in the exams. And I do just enough right so I can just miss the dean's list. I've been doing it for 4 sems. Apparently, last last sem I miscalculated and hit dean's list. DAMN! I've been dealing with girls phone calls asking me to help them in their hw everyday ever since. Sigh.. The perils of being SHUAI and SMART..

3.I read pervert decent comics! Like Strawberry 100% or Ichigo 100%!! ichigo is strawberry in jap. It's a completely decent comic! Honest! Check out the cover! Woot. How Decent!!
The main Character.. Which I imagined to be always me.. !!(Check out the pic! I've magically transformed myself into the pic so people who are lacking in imagination can just See it as I see it) ME ME ME!! always surrounded by girls. I'm in heaven. Yar I like anything with strawberries.. Like my msn font is fushia not pink! Which resembles the colour of a pink strawberry.

4.I love coining Acronyms! Like..ffrotss or htlagitd and POTCDMC!!
ffrotss == Fantastic four rise of the silver surfer...
htlagitd == How to lose a guy in ten days
POTCDMC is pretty obvious. so I wont say.
oh oh.. and

or my favourite acronym I coined.. QTP!!
as in Nini's such a QTP!!

5.I support Newcastle! It's weird! Most people support Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool Arsenal... Champion chasers! I despise them! Except Chelsea supporter.. Chelsea rocks in a different way!!!

ok here's a pic of me me me again..

YONGKIAT SCORES!! after putting one through Wigan goalkeeper Mike Pollitt
hehe...

6. I have to lift dumbbells every night without fail no matter rain or shine.... I aspire to be

heh heh!!

This is my greatest wish of all. That way , I can protect my girlfriend when Gangsters try to 调戏 her.. This is me, the incredible hulk side of me. With That I'll be Shuai, Smart and Strong!! The 3 S-s!!

Tag:

All the girls that I ever loved and loved me. That includes Chole, Michelle,Clare, Jennifer Claudia, Amanda, Nicole in the back secretly reading my blog..my love. Just Kidding girls... If I said that all the female bloggers in Singapore would do this Meme.

ps: None of the girls I listed actually existed. They are just a figment of your imagination...

MILKRUN!! 2007

I went for the MILKRUN!!! Gm asked us to go so we went.I'm such a good buddy!!(no actually I wanted to look at hot sweaty babes running.)

WOOT! Running for milk!!! In the goodie bag really got one PACKET of milk.



Check out this Shuai ge!! OMG IT'S ME!! Lolx.. Guy that are 认真 are so Shuai!! dun you agree.
I can't stand it..

OK the Ralf in the back is shuai1 but not as Shuai4 as me. He's the guy who tot there was full running attire provided and didnt Bring running shorts. OMG !! In the end he bought a pair of shorts at the 2 for $5 Pasar Malam near Outram park MRT.

ok So I ran super fast!! Like lightning speed!! If I had been in competitive I'd have won first la..
REALLY!! NO JOKE!!
Actually, I had a babe to follow so I had to delibrately slow down for her to catch up.. What a waste of my running capabilities! But woot She's hot!

ANYWAY!! BYE!!